Our Messhia confess to the gnomes & squirrel:
“Oh, men… I’d rather be here with u guys & even with that creepy paparazzi behind the car that inside with that crazy Snow White. She throw me out just because I told her she should drink diet coke too…. I hate her when she’s with the PMS”
U is something else. For real. I wanted to follow but I gots to keep it clean on my twitter. Gots some companies following. But anyways u look like someone pissed in your coke and now the gnomes saw it.
Internal dialogue:
“Hmm, yeah, maybe it’s the sugar from my diet soda talkin’, but sometimes I just kinda wonder about, ya know, stuff and, like, how stuff works and even, ya know, why do bad thing happen to good stuff. Then again, maybe, like, all the world is, like, one big, I dunno, thing and we’re all just pieces of, like, dust or dirt or whatever on that thing. Stuff is cool, though. Some people are cool, too, ya know? Like Megan Fox, she’s cool. Sure, she’s not sexy like my mom, but she’s nice enough. I wonder where my keys are…”
…Caption:Ooh no,paparazzi.Avoid eye-contact.He’s taking pictures,don’t look at the camera.Maybe he’ll go away.Should I go inside or ignore him.No,no I’ll ignore him.Man he’s still here.Go on’ now nothing to see here.Just normal boring non-interesting things.
How about it – if the us market carries on their level of fall, soon you actually won’t get almost any visitors annoying you as they will never be able to afford. some sort of completely happy idea, right? hmm… can’t imagine any actual happy thoughts. It’s a amazing afternoon outside the house presently however , I’m stuck inside looking out at it all. Probably have a look into your web site again another day, wonderful night
the diet coke stole the picture for sure… why so serious?!
kay | May 12, 2009 | Reply
He’s not lonely…he’s just solitary…duh…loves you Shi!!
Misha Mania | May 12, 2009 | Reply
aww…this was the weekend of the license thingy…
i will make you feel better…much better…
(it had to be said) lol
alicia | May 12, 2009 | Reply
caption: i wonder whos porch im sitting on
mari | May 12, 2009 | Reply
ooo…
the squirrels like “wtf, i didnt order paparazzi” i said “pepperoni”
the red capped gnome is like…”he has captivating knees”
the green capped gnome is like “eh, i dont know if i like shaved or unshaved, im not gay”
alicia | May 12, 2009 | Reply
Shiappy to Bashful & Grumpy:
“Guys, when’s Snow White gonna be back home? My stomach is calling~”
Sue Liu | May 12, 2009 | Reply
or no…the red capped gnome is saying “damn why does he have to wave that diet coke in front of me…do i need to diet?”
ps: this thing needs an edit button…id put that there instead…
everyone here knows he has captivating knees…duh!!!
alicia | May 12, 2009 | Reply
shia: “wow look at that…”
red gnome: “yeah awesome…”
green gnome: “wonder how they do that?…”
squirrel: “so what are you guys looking at?”
by the way this whole picture is almost perfect but why does that car have to be there?
Leica | May 12, 2009 | Reply
green-hat gnome: (to the squirrel) don’t look at the paparazzi!!
bii | May 12, 2009 | Reply
Scruff’s Garden Gnome Cottage
sanitynow | May 12, 2009 | Reply
well…honestly he’s not that lonely because he’s thinking of me, hahha!
Ashlina | May 12, 2009 | Reply
The Messhia drinks diet coke…so I will go buy diet coke
Kate | May 12, 2009 | Reply
Our Messhia confess to the gnomes & squirrel:
“Oh, men… I’d rather be here with u guys & even with that creepy paparazzi behind the car that inside with that crazy Snow White. She throw me out just because I told her she should drink diet coke too…. I hate her when she’s with the PMS”
Val | May 12, 2009 | Reply
“Somewhere over the rainbow
Way up high,
There’s a land that I heard of
Once in a lullaby…”
I feel ya Shia I gotta get out of this place too!!!
Stephanie Brown | May 13, 2009 | Reply
U is something else. For real. I wanted to follow but I gots to keep it clean on my twitter. Gots some companies following. But anyways u look like someone pissed in your coke and now the gnomes saw it.
Jadeite | May 14, 2009 | Reply
David The Gnome gots nothing on these gnomes. (insert David the Gnome Theme Music Here.)
Amy | May 16, 2009 | Reply
Internal dialogue:
“Hmm, yeah, maybe it’s the sugar from my diet soda talkin’, but sometimes I just kinda wonder about, ya know, stuff and, like, how stuff works and even, ya know, why do bad thing happen to good stuff. Then again, maybe, like, all the world is, like, one big, I dunno, thing and we’re all just pieces of, like, dust or dirt or whatever on that thing. Stuff is cool, though. Some people are cool, too, ya know? Like Megan Fox, she’s cool. Sure, she’s not sexy like my mom, but she’s nice enough. I wonder where my keys are…”
valeriewriter | Jun 3, 2009 | Reply
…Caption:Ooh no,paparazzi.Avoid eye-contact.He’s taking pictures,don’t look at the camera.Maybe he’ll go away.Should I go inside or ignore him.No,no I’ll ignore him.Man he’s still here.Go on’ now nothing to see here.Just normal boring non-interesting things.
erika q.. | Jun 12, 2009 | Reply
Oh…no you dont..I’m not listening to you guys anymore so get your gnome butts outta here
LJ | Jul 18, 2009 | Reply
Shia:wahhhhhhh…i want more coke!!!!
Lindy | Oct 22, 2009 | Reply
How about it – if the us market carries on their level of fall, soon you actually won’t get almost any visitors annoying you as they will never be able to afford. some sort of completely happy idea, right? hmm… can’t imagine any actual happy thoughts. It’s a amazing afternoon outside the house presently however , I’m stuck inside looking out at it all. Probably have a look into your web site again another day, wonderful night
Shelba Swoap | Aug 13, 2011 | Reply