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See Shia talk about his directorial debut as master behind Cage’s ‘I Never Knew You’ music video! Annndddd… see the full Cage vid! Click on image to watch vid! Thoughts?

P.S(hia): Shia is our “passion project”

July 31, 2009 · Posted in Videos  
    

Old school Shiantologists will remember this image. But in light of recent events, we thought we’d repost. Does this help, or make Shiantology more confusing? Either way, we don’t care! We love you all! Time for the SHIA CHANTTT!!! GO!

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July 31, 2009 · Posted in Fellow Shiantologists  
    

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Thanks to George from the UK for this awesome Meshiah mosiac!! Keep sending your ShiArt to shiantology@gmail.com

July 31, 2009 · Posted in Art, Religious Icons  
    

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The Snuggie is all the rage right now. And rightly so!! Who wouldn’t want to lay around in a bright red sack, large enough to store food for the entire weekend in, with holes for your hands. It’s a reason to get obese. You can get up to anything under that thing and noone would even know!! Which is why the Messhia loves his so very much!

P.S(hia): If you were wondering what happened to his hand bandage… Snuggies cure all injuries. Shia’s been lying around in his for weeks.

July 30, 2009 · Posted in Uncategorized  
    

As devout Shiantologists, we can never get enough of this scruffy, jewish boy’s face.

So, as an extra sexy Thursday surprise, we’re giving you this brills collage.

(Ps-Big shout out to YOU, Shayna, for the creashian of his life)

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WHICH IS YOUR FAVE? I mean, if you could choose just one. Share it below!!

July 30, 2009 · Posted in Photos  
    

Just got en e-mail from the Sticker Bandit!

Recently my friend, Will, sent you an email about these Shia stickers that have mysteriously been appearing around our town. Even as a well trained Shiantist, it took me many years of development and experiments to create said stickers. I noticed in the comments people were saying, “I need one of those stickers to put all over my room.” and, “OMG! i want those stickers now! where/how do you get ‘em??” and “hahaha I want one.” As you can see there is a great deal of Shiantific evidence to support the fact that there is a demand for these stickers. Hail Shia!

What do you think, Shiantologists? Say ‘Hail Shia’ if you’d be willing to fork out a buck or two for Shia stickers. I know we would personally pee our pants laughing if we saw these around town! Worth the money if only for sh!tz and giggles.

July 30, 2009 · Posted in Uncategorized  
    

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We just received an email from Shiantologist, Will, who says ‘Recently around my town Shia stickers or Shiatickers, as some may call them, have begun pooping up.  Here are some pictures.’

This might possibly be the most amusing thing we’ve ever seen. And we see a lot of amusing things. Some little scallywag a.k.a. die hard Shiantologist (no doubt) has been running around town booping these babies on signs! We don’t usually condone vandalism, or defacing  property, but this is genius. This isn’t defacing, it’s facing!

Come on now… which one of you did this? Because you deserve a prize. Has anyone else seen these glorious Shiatickers around their town? The sticker menace must be found and rewarded.

July 30, 2009 · Posted in Art  
    

Today has been a ggrreaaaat day for us!! Waking up to Splash News‘ post about this lil’ old website was just the start! Soon after we were popping up all over the Internets. From The Sun newspaper in the UK to RyanSeacrest.com. We’ve gone global! Thanks to everyone who ran a story about us today! Just spreading the Shia love!! And thanks to all our Shiantologists for always coming to Shiantology.com for the latest Shia news and pics! Reading your comments cracks us up constantly!!!

Shia LaBeouf Gets His Own Religion – Just Jared

Shiantologists Unite in Growing Cult Religion – RyanSeacrest.com

Shia LaBeouf Gets Enlightened, His Fans Not So Much.. -E! Online

Shiantology? We Propose Some Other Celebrity Religions -  ABC News

Shiantology- For Lovers of Shia LaBeouf – I’m Not Obsessed

Afternoon Crumbs (July 30, 2009) – DListed

Shia Fans Create New Religion – The Sun

Pic of the Day – Sky Showbiz

An Ode to Shiantology – Allie is Wired

Worship Naked Shia LaBeouf Online – Entertainment Wise

Fans Create Shia LaBeouf Religion – Hollywire

Shia LaBeouf’s Fans are F-cked Up – The Superficial

Exclusive: Celebrity Religion ‘Shiantology’ Sweeping the Nation – Celebuzz

Nightly News Links: Shia Fan’s Really Love Him – OK Magazine

Fans Create Shia LaBeouf Religion- Shiantology – Splash News

Que São LaBeuof nos proteja! – Salada de Frutas

Fans Create Shia LaBeouf Religion – Daily Fill

July 30, 2009 · Posted in Uncategorized  
    

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You’ve seen our favorite religious photos of LaBuffster that we’ve created, now its your turn!!

And, trust us, it’s fun as hell. Email your creations to shiantology@gmail.com and be a part of history!

Of coooourse, we’ll post the best ones on the site!

July 29, 2009 · Posted in Photos, Religious Icons  
    

A day in la life of LaBeouf isn’t all fun and games. Nope. It’s not. Sometimes people make up crazy rumors.

Pregnant? Maybe it’s this man’s baby.

If you squint, they’re holding hands. Oh, and powertools are sexy.

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July 29, 2009 · Posted in Photos  
    

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