See Shia talk about his directorial debut as master behind Cage’s ‘I Never Knew You’ music video! Annndddd… see the full Cage vid! Click on image to watch vid! Thoughts?
P.S(hia): Shia is our “passion project”
Old school Shiantologists will remember this image. But in light of recent events, we thought we’d repost. Does this help, or make Shiantology more confusing? Either way, we don’t care! We love you all! Time for the SHIA CHANTTT!!! GO!
Thanks to George from the UK for this awesome Meshiah mosiac!! Keep sending your ShiArt to shiantology@gmail.com
The Snuggie is all the rage right now. And rightly so!! Who wouldn’t want to lay around in a bright red sack, large enough to store food for the entire weekend in, with holes for your hands. It’s a reason to get obese. You can get up to anything under that thing and noone would even know!! Which is why the Messhia loves his so very much!
P.S(hia): If you were wondering what happened to his hand bandage… Snuggies cure all injuries. Shia’s been lying around in his for weeks.
As devout Shiantologists, we can never get enough of this scruffy, jewish boy’s face.
So, as an extra sexy Thursday surprise, we’re giving you this brills collage.
(Ps-Big shout out to YOU, Shayna, for the creashian of his life)
WHICH IS YOUR FAVE? I mean, if you could choose just one. Share it below!!
We just received an email from Shiantologist, Will, who says ‘Recently around my town Shia stickers or Shiatickers, as some may call them, have begun pooping up. Here are some pictures.’
This might possibly be the most amusing thing we’ve ever seen. And we see a lot of amusing things. Some little scallywag a.k.a. die hard Shiantologist (no doubt) has been running around town booping these babies on signs! We don’t usually condone vandalism, or defacing property, but this is genius. This isn’t defacing, it’s facing!
Come on now… which one of you did this? Because you deserve a prize. Has anyone else seen these glorious Shiatickers around their town? The sticker menace must be found and rewarded.
Today has been a ggrreaaaat day for us!! Waking up to Splash News‘ post about this lil’ old website was just the start! Soon after we were popping up all over the Internets. From The Sun newspaper in the UK to RyanSeacrest.com. We’ve gone global! Thanks to everyone who ran a story about us today! Just spreading the Shia love!! And thanks to all our Shiantologists for always coming to Shiantology.com for the latest Shia news and pics! Reading your comments cracks us up constantly!!!
Shia LaBeouf Gets His Own Religion – Just Jared
Shiantologists Unite in Growing Cult Religion – RyanSeacrest.com
Shia LaBeouf Gets Enlightened, His Fans Not So Much.. -E! Online
Shiantology? We Propose Some Other Celebrity Religions - ABC News
Shiantology- For Lovers of Shia LaBeouf – I’m Not Obsessed
Afternoon Crumbs (July 30, 2009) – DListed
Shia Fans Create New Religion – The Sun
Pic of the Day – Sky Showbiz
An Ode to Shiantology – Allie is Wired
Worship Naked Shia LaBeouf Online – Entertainment Wise
Fans Create Shia LaBeouf Religion – Hollywire
Shia LaBeouf’s Fans are F-cked Up – The Superficial
Exclusive: Celebrity Religion ‘Shiantology’ Sweeping the Nation – Celebuzz
Nightly News Links: Shia Fan’s Really Love Him – OK Magazine
Fans Create Shia LaBeouf Religion- Shiantology – Splash News
Que São LaBeuof nos proteja! – Salada de Frutas
Fans Create Shia LaBeouf Religion – Daily Fill
You’ve seen our favorite religious photos of LaBuffster that we’ve created, now its your turn!!
And, trust us, it’s fun as hell. Email your creations to shiantology@gmail.com and be a part of history!
Of coooourse, we’ll post the best ones on the site!
A day in la life of LaBeouf isn’t all fun and games. Nope. It’s not. Sometimes people make up crazy rumors.
Pregnant? Maybe it’s this man’s baby.
If you squint, they’re holding hands. Oh, and powertools are sexy.
