Shiantology

Oh Hai. Splash News Online posted about Shiantology today. Yay. Deserved.

Hi, I’m Shia LaBeouf, and these are my friends. Source

He’s swapped booze and driving for walking, running, and water. However, LaScruff and Mr. Kawasaki hat remain. SOURCE

Here’s basically last week’s pics in video form If you missed the pics, see Shia walking with a friend from the gym, and Shia riding his moped/motorbike… whatever it is.

Shia getting some fro yo with a lady “friend” this weekend. Sick joke. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO SOURCEY POO

Yeah. He went there. Love it.

How many licks till you get to the center, shia? Do share. Thoughts about his froyo toppings? Thoughts about his overall sexiness? Dying to be that lucky woman in the background? Share it in the comments, bitches! SOURCE

Shia went for a zoom zoom zoom around the neighborhood today on his motorcycle. Looking good, cool rider! Lick those lips, burn that rubber. Source

Check out Shia LaBeouf running, walking and leaning around town today. Little menace. We debated between a few titles for this post. 1. Walk Like an Egypshian 2. Shia Does the MJ Lean 3. New and Old at Same Time No prizes for guessing which title won. Source

Shia and his buff buddy were caught running down an alley and then walking from the gym. Riveting stuff. A lot of jiggling too, for those of you who like man boobs and/or peen.