Shiantology – For Shia LaBeouf Fans

Try not to die when you watch these!!

We got an email from Delaney… mother of perhaps the youngest Shiantologist out there!: ‘So I wanted to share something with you. My son just turned two in May…and he LOVES Shia. lol. I’m really not sure where it came from. Yes, I love Shia too…but he came up with this Shia thing all on his own. I’m not overexagerating when I say he says “Shia LaBeouf is a cool guy” at least once a day. lol When we go to the video stores, he finds the Shia box and tells people “Shia LaBeouf is a cool guy.”  My Mother’s Day card (fashioned with a little help from my family, I’m sure) said “Dear Mommy, Shia LaBeouf is a cool guy and so are you. Happy Mother’s Day!” hahaha I guess the point is, people of all ages can love them some Shia.”

In this second video, skip to around 00:42… dead, died, dying this is too good!

“SHIA LABEOUF IS A COOL GUY!!!!!!!!!”

Couldn’t have said it better ourselves!

The title says it all. Thanks to FrannieM101 for the video! If you haven’t seen Frannie’s other vids, make sure you check out Shia in the City and Radar.

Every month Wonderwall.msn.com list the month’s biggest web celebs, and this month Shia was listed (props to Shiantology, duh!) You can vote for your favorite at the end of the year… Obviously you should vote for Shia!!

Loving how MSN totally caught onto our lingo… “OMS! Could this be, like, the coming of the (Internet) Meshiah?”

You bet!!!!

Thanks to our friend the Sticker Bandit, Shia has gotten a wonderful Italian makeover and his making his way around the streets of Italy. It’s offishial… Shia is the new Obey Giant.

Shiantologist Deannah sent us an email this weekend and it was so random yet awesome we wanted to share.

“During the week, Tumblr held a contest of who could get the most Tumblarity: Sharks or Cats,” says Deannah. “Of course, the cats won. And it got me thinking… Which side would Shia root for? Check out these pics I made and decide for yourself.”

Pretty sure we know…

P Nasty got his mitts on this lovely snap of Shia and Kiely Williams booping around back when they supposedly ‘dated,’ before Kiely kicked his sexy, skinny ass to the curb. Foo!

The real pic is after the jump… we’re just horsing around, peeps.

UPDATE:

People… Perez did not put that horse on the pic. That was the work of your Shiantology founders. Too mean?

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Oh Sticker Bandit, how we love thee.

The Sticker Bandit took a trip to Venice recently, and naturally, took Shia along for the advenshia of a lifetime!! Shia-in-sticker-form got to witness all the sights, sounds and smells of the beautiful Italian city. We love Shia casually situated on the bridge watching the rower on his gondola just gliding by… oh, and Shia in the wishing tree. Sounds like a book by Enid Blyton. Ahhh what a relaxing trip that must have been. Which pic is your favorite?

Good job yet again Sticker Bandit! We can always rely on you to spread the Shia love… taking over the world one city at a time!

Thanks to rayjaurigue for sending in this amazing Shia sketch she did.

Had to share this video we just encountered. Adorable.

It’s almost Christmas (seen Christmas commercials on TV already) and we’ve found the perfect gift to give Shianta Clause… these tribally wonderful sunglasses from Urban Outfitters. Let’s all get them… then when you see a Shiantologist in the street you can shialute each other.