Shia Skips Teen Choice Awards
By Betsy on Aug 10, 2009 in News
Man, where the eff was shia tonight?! He skipped out on the Teen Choice Awards hosted by those curley haired menace brothers and was missing in action.
Oh, but we know he has a geen excuse.. Here are 10 perfectly adequate ones :
1. sticking pins into his frankie jonas voodoo doll at home
2. sipping apple martinis and getting mani pedis with mom shayna
3. catching up on his guilty pleasure- abc families “the secret life of the american teenager”
4. penning his novel called “why walking is better”
5. sewing up all the holes in his tshirts and tye dying a hoodie
6. sunday night movie night with sam ronson- she gives him the best relationship advice.
7. trying to draw the perfect uniform. he is SOCLOSE.
8. searching shayna’s hair for head lice. (picture this is your head and smile)
9. he hasnt left the bed since he found out paula wont be returning to idol”
10. doing kim kardashian “fit in your jeans by friday” dvd – he just loves the way it makes his booty feel the next day
These are just thoughts..we havent thought too much about it……
Where do you think he was?!?! Share your own ideas in the comment. Hail shia!
LMAO!!!! I think hes really busy with all the scripts he has to read!!! HE’S A BUSY MAN
:) hes hot
shialover | Aug 10, 2009 | Reply
UGH! i thought this was actual news on why he wasn’t there….bummer
Brynna | Aug 10, 2009 | Reply
mee too. suks. i was so built up after the first twitter notice.
alicia | Aug 10, 2009 | Reply
haha i agree with brynna, i thought it was a real excuse as to why he didn’t show up. but this made me laugh, and i’m leaning towards the apple martinis with shayna excuse.
i’m so confused though, i thought he flew back to LA from NYC for this awards show! when is he coming back to NYC so i can stalk his gorgeous ass and make him hold up an “I <3 SHIANTOLOGY" sign in a picture? hmm or maybe "I AM THE MESSHIAH" decisions decisions
lauren | Aug 10, 2009 | Reply
I THROUGHT THE AWARDS WAS ON THE 10TH?!?!?!
IDK 
Pip3r | Aug 10, 2009 | Reply
He won!!!!!!!
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gzwwpelzmXR7OGixpNf7x4tyyiVgD99VR9CO0
Dup | Aug 10, 2009 | Reply
I though the same as #2 and I think he spent his time walking around being awesome.
kaitlin | Aug 10, 2009 | Reply
he knew Miley was going to pole dance and didn’t want to puke tonight, so he opted for a vomit free night.
GOOD CHOICE SHIA!
someone | Aug 10, 2009 | Reply
http://www.hitfix.com/articles/2009-8-9-frank-langella-joining-shia-labeouf-in-wall-street-2
Wouldn’t you all think at Shia LaBeouf is on location for he’s next movie ” Wall Street 2″ is expected to start this fall?
anonymous | Aug 10, 2009 | Reply
I like to think it was the booty work out video cause that’s what I was doing….but in all reality he was trying to find me on facebook all night but had a hard time finding me since he doesn’t know my last name and there are 2,324,965,324,091 jenny’s on facebook. Why he was looking for me…. I don’t know. Maybe because I’ve got a golden ticket?
Jenny | Aug 10, 2009 | Reply
it’s ok guys, he was with me
GoShiaGo | Aug 10, 2009 | Reply
haha 10 and 11! maybe he wanted to be out of the limelight for the night. or he is working hard on his next film. that’s all i can surmise.
shizzyshiz | Aug 10, 2009 | Reply
Ha ha! I though the same as brynna.
#9 and 10 got me laughing. lol.
see | Aug 10, 2009 | Reply
lmfao
is it bad that I wouldn’t be surprised if he actually did any of these
It’s shia man…
he once said he writes Haiku poems and drinks tea in his spare time. <3
someone | Aug 10, 2009 | Reply
He was with me…
Bailey | Aug 10, 2009 | Reply
hmm. maybe he was washing his favorite pair of gray skinny jeans for tomorrow. lol
<3 shia.
brebre | Aug 10, 2009 | Reply
he was there i saw him in the audience
isabelle | Aug 12, 2009 | Reply
hahaha! sixteen wins.
that made me laugh
elysaa | Aug 12, 2009 | Reply