Introducing….
By Betsy on Aug 16, 2009 in Missed Connectshians
MISSED CONNECTSHIANS!!!!!
Just like the creepy but hilarious ones on Craigslist, but starring you and Shia LaBeouf!!! Have a look at our example and then submit your own to Shiantology@gmail.com. We’ll post our faves!!
Example:
Where: Baja Fresh.
YOU: Shia LaBeouf, dining solo with a copy of Twilight, chowing down on chicken tacos. Don’t think I didn’t see you pour a clear liquid from a water bottle into your diet coke.
Me: I was at the next table. As I walked past your table to get my order of chips and guac, you dropped your unicorn bookmark. I picked it up for you and you said, “thanks ma” and continued reading your book. I was too shy to tell you how fine you were in that plaid shirt and skinny jeans.
Tell me: are you team jacob or team edward? This might make or break our relationship. Anyways, let me cut to the point. I havent stopped thinking about you and have returned to the scene of the crime 3 times a day for a week. If you read this, I’ll be in girl in the pink bikini drinking an AZ iced tea in the left corner booth.
a bit confusing…
ellie | Aug 16, 2009 | Reply
it’s funny, but yeah a little confusing.
steph | Aug 16, 2009 | Reply
WHAT THE FUCK?
Karley | Aug 16, 2009 | Reply
yeah. im lost too.
Brynna | Aug 16, 2009 | Reply
WAT?!?!?!?! IS THAT REALY U?!?!?!
Pip3r | Aug 16, 2009 | Reply
Like on craigslist or in the newspaper, someone advertises someone they saw. Maybe Bob sees Sally at the airport and had love at first site, and Bob was too chicken to approach Sally. Except now Bob is looking for Sally and posts it on craigslist in hopes that Sally will see it and get in contact.
Except I don’t think for this contest it really has to be you. xD
Like I don’t see a twilight book anywhere. <_
Hinaleet | Aug 16, 2009 | Reply
im confuzzled
GoShiaGo | Aug 16, 2009 | Reply
hahaha, awesome idea! yu guys own the funny..
carolina | Aug 16, 2009 | Reply
oh my god these poor comments THIS IS HILARIOUS and i want to submit my own equally confusing one except shifans scare me with their limited vocabulary and also you guys are getting big, there’s no room to be dicking around with the lols now. this was an incredibly accurate portrayal of missed connections either way and i am jealous of your inherent wit. keep up the good work y’all
lp | Aug 16, 2009 | Reply
what ? i’m confused
yasmin | Aug 16, 2009 | Reply
awww.how sweet.and there IS a book to the left of Shias’ plate.peace.JoAnn
anotherlilgirl | Aug 16, 2009 | Reply
WTF??? !! SMH!! (shaking my head)
ZzZzZz | Aug 16, 2009 | Reply
pink bikini? huh? like as who? you mean britney spears? huh?
WTF?? | Aug 16, 2009 | Reply
Not confusing at all! I give it an A+
<3 Shia!
HouseGoddess | Aug 16, 2009 | Reply
I love Shia, he’s mine & he would never meat with you….oh & you’re weird :/
Genpens | Aug 16, 2010 | Reply