By Jen on Aug 26, 2009 in Uncategorized | 12 Comments
Variety is reporting that Susan Sarandon is in negotiashians to join Wall Street 2 as Shia’s mom!! They were caught kissing and cuddling in NYC but of course the paps never got pics of that. OMS, they are totally gonna sing Ain’t No Mountain High Enough and dance around his bedroom. Totes. Source
By Betsy on Aug 25, 2009 in Fellow Shiantologists | 7 Comments
They’re b-a-aack!!! Our favorite shiantologists, the infamous sticker bandits, hit up Six Flags this past weekend armed with their weapon of choice. SHIA STICKERS!
By Jen on Aug 24, 2009 in Photos | 30 Comments
Oh just look at that ultimate boop. Just look. Shia went on a mandate (too mean?) with his Wall Street 2 co-star, what’s her name in NYC. He looks riveted by her conversashian. Source
By Betsy on Aug 23, 2009 in Videos | 4 Comments
Hahaha, check out the Spill‘s take on Shia’s NO NO NO our favorite is saving private shia.whats yours? Find more videos like this on The Spill.com Movie Community
By Betsy on Aug 23, 2009 in Shia Style | 16 Comments
Look at this GQMF! If you are familiar with the GQMFs then you will enjoy these… if not, you will be baffled. Either way, have fun reading these GQMFs made by us! We would really LOVE to see your Shia GQMF creashians so send ‘em in to shiantology@gmail.com and we will post the best here [...]
By Jen on Aug 20, 2009 in Fellow Shiantologists | 9 Comments
Or pee on his face… but that’s just mean. Thanks to the Sticker Bandit for this masterpiece. The Sticker Bandit is now on Twitter so make sure you follow the menace. We owe him much for spreading the Shia love… now let’s get “Shiantology” printed on those babies and spread the Shia word summore.
By Jen on Aug 20, 2009 in Videos | 5 Comments
Check out this brand spanking new video of Shia talking about his directorial debut with Chris Palko aka Cage. Thanks to Chris for tweeting the vid!
By Betsy on Aug 17, 2009 in Photos | 5 Comments
You guys have heard of the new TV show Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami, right?? Well, those sexaaaay Kardashian sisters aren’t the only ones who rule the HOT beaches of MIAMI. Look what fellow shiantologist Brigitte sent us last night of her, her cousins and brother on the beach! Love you guys!!!!
By Betsy on Aug 17, 2009 in Videos | 19 Comments
SHEEEYA!!!!!!!! Apparently this pap thinks its A-okay to call him a mix between his mom Shayna and his own name. Whatever, we just like to watch the Messhiah in action. He totes ignored the pap…so hilare. No, he’s not gonna acknowledge or say bye to you. Learn his damn name, fool!
By Betsy on Aug 16, 2009 in Missed Connectshians | 15 Comments
MISSED CONNECTSHIANS!!!!! Just like the creepy but hilarious ones on Craigslist, but starring you and Shia LaBeouf!!! Have a look at our example and then submit your own to Shiantology@gmail.com. We’ll post our faves!! Example: Where: Baja Fresh. YOU: Shia LaBeouf, dining solo with a copy of Twilight, chowing down on chicken tacos. Don’t think [...]
