Shiantology

Oh my shia. Here’s the Messiah running to the gym (he even almost lost his SHOE he was in such a hurry). Looks like hes super excited to do his lunges, squats, and pelvic thrusts (his fave). MMM…don’t EVEN think we didn’t notice his undies sticking out. G’day, sir! SOURCE

The Donut Prince (aka Meshiah) has unveiled his fingers!!! Praise Shia! They might look a tad bit strange, but we’d still let him do whatever he wanted to with those fingers. Pacific Coast News Online

This is amazing. Shiantologist and Sticker Bandit, Will, sent us these pics from the All Point Music Festival. Will says: “Recently fellow Shiantologists went to the All Points West Music Festival. They handed out tons of stickers and it became a huge success, even someone on the Shiantology group on facebook brought it up. Here [...]

Shia has purchased his own Sherman Oaks home… apparently! LOCATION: Sherman Oaks, CA PRICE: $1,825,000 SIZE: 2,463 square feet, 3 bedrooms, 4 bathrooms DESCRIPTION: Spectacular 1958, hip redone one story Arch gem. On over 1/2 acre natural setting w/ panoramic cyn, mntn & city light views. Amenities incl sunken liv rm, floor-to-ceiling walls of glass [...]

Man, where the eff was shia tonight?! He skipped out on the Teen Choice Awards hosted by those curley haired menace brothers and was missing in action. Oh, but we know he has a geen excuse.. Here are 10 perfectly adequate ones : 1. sticking pins into his frankie jonas voodoo doll at home 2. [...]

Shia’s back in LA LA land…and of course he had to get some light reading from his sturdy shiable done while dining at the upscale, 4 star mexican eatery that is baja fresh. nothing but the best for labuffster. Check out our gallery of walking, eating, and reading. You’re welcs. Now, please leave your ideas [...]

Pop Sugar have a shirtless man bracket going on right now. Mmmm. Vote for Shia! Click on the pic above! Warning… you may get distracted so best to wait until you have some free time before you start clicking on shirtless men pics.

Thanks to Stefan from Österreich for this wonderful creashian.

SIKE!!!!!!! Check out Shi Shi walking around in the Big Apple carrying books and shiz. Can’t tell if the Shiantology manual is in that pile. Source

Last week we posted this PIC of the MESSHIAH taking a little ciggy break at his buddy Cage‘s show in Los Angeles (aka the city of shiangels). Now, we’ve uncovered this ULTIMATE WIN of a pic (yes, he’s drinking MILK). We want your captions. Leave ‘em in the comments. GO!