Standing Up for Michael Bay
By Jen on Sep 15, 2009 in Uncategorized
We just stumbled across this letter written by three members of the Transformers 2 crew and we wanted to share. As most of you probably know, Miss Megan Fox was quoted as calling Michael Bay ‘Hitler’ on set last week and these crew members have come to Michael’s defence.
“This is an open letter to all Michael Bay fans. We are three crew members that have worked with Michael for the past ten years. Last week we read the terrible article with inflammatory, truly trashing quotes by the Ms. Fox about Michael Bay. This letter is to set a few things straight.
Yes, Megan has great eyes, a tight stomach we spray with glycerin, and an awful silly Marilyn Monroe tattoo plastered on her arm that we cover up to keep the moms happy.
Michael found this shy, inexperienced girl, plucked her out of total obscurity thus giving her the biggest shot of any young actresses’ life. He told everyone around to just trust him on his choice. He granted her the starring role in Transformers, a franchise that forever changed her life; she became one of the most googled and oogled women on earth. She was famous! She was the next Angelina Jolie, hooray! Wait a minute, two of us worked with Angelina – second thought – she’s no Angelina. You see, Angelia is a professional.
Read the rest of the letter after the jump and see Michael’s response!! Whose side are you on… Megan’s, the crew’s, Michael’s? We wonder what Shia would think of all this.
We know this quite intimately because we’ve had the tedious experience of working with the dumb-as-a-rock Megan Fox on both Transformers movies. We’ve spent a total of 12 months on set making these two movies.
We are in different departments; we can’t give our names because sadly doing so in Hollywood could lead to being banished from future Paramount work. One of us touches Megan’s panties, the other has the often shitty job of pulling Ms. Sour pants out of her trailer, while another is near the Panaflex camera that helps to memorialize the valley girl on film.
Megan has the press fooled. When we read those magazines we wish we worked with that woman. Megan knows how to work her smile for the press. Those writers should try being on set for two movies, sadly she never smiles. The cast, crew and director make Transformers a really fun and energetic set. We’ve traveled around the world together, so we have never understood why Megan was always such – the grump of the set?
When facing the press, Megan is the queen of talking trailer trash and posing like a porn star. And yes we’ve had the unbearable time of watching her try to act on set, and yes, it’s very cringe-able. So maybe, being a porn star in the future might be a good career option. But make-up beware, she has a paragraph tattooed to her backside (probably due her rotten childhood) easily another 45 minutes in the chair!
So when the three of us caught wind of Ms Fox, pontificating yet again in some publication (like she actually has something interesting to say) blabbing her trash mouth about a director whom we three have grown to really like. She compared working with Michael, to “working with Hitler”. We actually don’t think she knows who Hitler is by the way. But we wondered how she doesn’t realize what a disgusting, fully uneducated comment this was? Well, here let’s get some facts straight.
Say what you want about Michael – yes at times he can be hard, but he’s also fun, and he challenges everyone for a reason – he simply wants people to bring their ‘A’ game. He comes very prepared, knows exactly what he wants, involves the crew and expects everyone to follow through with his or her best, and that includes the actors. He’s one of the hardest working directors out there.
He gets the best from his crews, many of whom have worked with him for 15 years. And yes, he’s loyal, one of the few directors we’ve encountered who lowered his fee by millions to keep Transformers in the United States and California, so he could work with his own crew.
Megan says that Transformers was an unsafe set? Come on Megan, we know it is a bit more strenuous then the playground at the trailer park, but you don’t insult one of the very best stunt and physical effects teams in the business! Not one person got hurt!
And who is the real Megan Fox? She is very different than the academy nominee and winning actors we’ve all worked around. She’s as about ungracious a person as you can ever fathom. She shows little interest in the crew members around her. We work to make her look good in every way, but she’s absolutely never appreciative of anyone’s hard work. Never a thank you. All the crewmembers have stopped saying hi to Ms. Princess because she never says hello back. It gets tiring. Many think she just really hates the process of being an actress.
Megan has been late to the sets many times. She goes through the motions that make her exude this sense of misery. We’ve heard the A.D’s piped over the radio that Megan won’t walk from her trailer until John Turturro walks first! John’s done seventy-five movies and she’s made two!
Never expect Megan to attend any of the 15 or so crew parties like all the other actors have. And then there’s the classless night she blew off The Royal Prince of Jordan who made a special dinner for all the actors. She doesn’t know that one of the grips daughters wanted to visit their daddy’s work to meet Megan, but he wouldn’t let them come because he told them “she is not nice.”
The press certainly doesn’t know her most famous line. On our first day in Egypt, the Egyptian government wouldn’t let us shoot because of a permit problem as the actors got ready in make up at the Four Seasons Hotel. Michael tried to make the best of it; he wanted to take the cast and crew on a private tour of the famous Giza pyramids. God hold us witness, Megan said, “I can’t believe Michael is fucking forcing us to go to the fucking pyramids!” I guess this is the “Hitler guy” she is referring to.
So this is the Megan Fox you don’t get to see. Maybe she will learn, but we figure if she can sling insults, then she can take them too. Megan really is a thankless, classless, graceless, and shall we say unfriendly bitch. It’s sad how fame can twist people, and even sadder that young girls look up to her. If only they knew who they’re really looking up to.
But ‘Fame’ is fleeting. We, being behind the scenes, have seen ‘em come and go. Hopefully Michael will have Megatron squish her character in the first ten minutes of Transformers 3. We can tell you that will make the crew happy!”-Loyal Transformers Crew
Michael responded on his website:
ouch.
they’re just jealous
elysaa(: | Sep 15, 2009 | Reply
i love the tf crew, LOVE THEM!
steph | Sep 15, 2009 | Reply
Whew that was intense. I go with however shia sides with (^_^)
Sheila phelps | Sep 15, 2009 | Reply
Tf crew. Evil yet hilarious.
Brebre | Sep 15, 2009 | Reply
I THINK THE CREW IS WAY OUT OF LINE ON THIS LETTER, IF MEGAN SAID SOMETHING ABOUT MICHAEL BAY ITS HIS PROBLEM, NOT FROM THOSE THREE SHITHEADS AND THE WORST IS THAT HE DIDN`T CARE ABOUT WHAT SHE SAID. FUCK THOSE THREE NERDS
PEDRO | Sep 15, 2009 | Reply
I HOPE SHIA IS ON MEGAN´S SIDE
PEDRO | Sep 15, 2009 | Reply
I knew she was a total bitch. Looks are always decieving. I’m shocked Shia would even be friends with a stuck up bitch like that. Its something ill never get. Megan you truly are an ingrate I hope you choke on your next insult. Bitch.
MishaMania | Sep 15, 2009 | Reply
I’m on Shia’s side!
Tay | Sep 15, 2009 | Reply
it’s true, megan fox is a stuck up BITCH. she’s all fake and it’s time for everyone to realize this
crystal | Sep 15, 2009 | Reply
she does seem like a stuck-up bitch. we really need more extremely nice actors and actresses out there! Like Shia ?
Karley | Sep 15, 2009 | Reply
HELL YEAH! that was awesome. i knew she would be like that in real life. she looks like shes so full of herself.
Brynna | Sep 15, 2009 | Reply
Oh many, they’re just upset because Megan Fox would never in a million years consider fucking them under any circumstances whatsoever. this “Letter in defense of Michael Bay” is just french for “She wouldn’t screw me and now I’m bitter and still alone with my Megan Fox action figures and the panties that one crew member stole for the rest of us to satiate our impossible dream.”
Seriously, it’s french, just google it.
Chevelle | Sep 15, 2009 | Reply
Second time today I heard someone calling someone ‘Hitler’! What’s with the all the ‘Hitler’ calling? I’m not Jewish, but calling someone as that man is a bit too much for anyone. Just for that quote of ‘Hitler’ makes me on nobody side…
see | Sep 15, 2009 | Reply
Megan is soooooooo arrogant.
H | Sep 15, 2009 | Reply
she’s just a stupid little girl.
shizzyshiz | Sep 15, 2009 | Reply
i wish they would say one thing about shia! like a comparison? i wonder how he is to work with?
also, she does seem as “dumb as a rock”! see the interview of her and shia in france? so stupid
emmy | Sep 15, 2009 | Reply
I can’t believe anybody would defend this spoiled, little bitch & feel bad for her after what she did. She compared the man who gave her the biggest break in her (hopefully short) career, to one of the worst, most evil people to ever live. If it wasn’t for Michael Bay she would not be where she is today, in her career. I am proud of the crew for standing up for there boss & saying how they feel. Isn’t that what she does all time? She just sounds stupid when she says it. Megan needs to grow up.
holl4 | Sep 15, 2009 | Reply
Hmm I want to hear what Shia thinks of Megan, and if Shia appreciates the crew too
kaitlin | Sep 16, 2009 | Reply
lol, so hilarious. feel sorry for her !!
*Laugh Gurl* | Sep 16, 2009 | Reply
I always thought she seemed eeeevil
GoShiaGo | Sep 16, 2009 | Reply
Michael Bay did care that idiot, brainless Megan Fox bad mouthed him, here is his response to her stupid remarks: “Well, that’s Megan Fox for you. She says some very ridiculous things because she’s 23 years old and she still has a lot of growing to do. You roll your eyes when you see statements like that and think, “Okay Megan, you can do whatever you want. I got it.” But I 100% disagree with her…. Nobody in the world knew about Megan Fox until I found her and put her in Transformers.”
holl4 | Sep 17, 2009 | Reply
This explains alot! You have to wonder why Shia wouldn’t go with her and now you know why! I believe the crew! She is not a actress yet and her insecury shows. I hope she oneday gets the joke of fame and learns to go with the flow
reggie | Sep 20, 2009 | Reply
Booo! ! [[To megan]]
scrappy coco | Sep 21, 2009 | Reply
Its so ironic that the crew is backing Micheal bay and bay himself among other crew members are not backing them up on what they wrote in the letter!! Personally I like Megan and I think most of the things she says are misconstrued by the media. Why does everyone hate her because she speaks her mind?! BTW I think she has the potential of becoming a very good actress
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I’d love to do plastic surgery on her to make her as hideous on the outside as she is on the inside or dump her in a vat of raw sewage.
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