We must have been dead when this occured because for some reason we have never seen this. Strike us with the force of a thousand Shias for our Shia fail. And then enjoy this little throwback vid!!

So we just stumbled upon this new vid from the set of Wall Street 2. Don’t waste your time with the first minute (full of troll fugs). But the rest is pretty damn good. Shia’s got swagga and some super-tight peen pants.
But that’s not all. Check out his face at the 2:03 mark. Then some [...]

FUCK.
OUR.
LIVES.
Today is a sad day in Shiantology history. We’ve been ignoring the shit out of the “carey is shia’s girlfriend” rumors for the last month, but we finally think it’s time to accept it. Accept as in pray to the heavenly shia peen that this will end by the time we finish typing this utterly [...]

“Don’t you fucking look at me WIRE… or I WILL BOOP YOU”
Now it’s time for your captions… GO GO GO GO GO GO GO or we WILL BOOP YOU!

Oh, boy. Shia and the troll were spotted on the Wall Street 2 set yesterday in NYC. He looks hot, per usual, and umm….Carey…..sweet oufit.
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Oh baby, he’s back!!
Delicious jew curls? Check!
Sports coat fit for a sex god? Check!!
Gucci loafers for his big-ass feet? Check!!!!
HAPPY HUMP DAY!!!!!!
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We were totally going through withdrawals, and we finally have some new pics from set of Wall Street 2!!!!! We’d like to wrap ourselves in that coat of Shia’s.
Also included is one of that Carey person because she obviously can’t walk normally.
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How he remains to be insanely sexy whilst hockin a loogie remains a mystery to us….
Anywayz, hope you shiantologists enjoy these new Shia pics from the Wall Street 2 set earlier today!! He prob just had to film a kissing scene with Carey and wanted to get her sick germs outa his mouth ASAP, ya  [...]