FUCK.
OUR.
LIVES.
Today is a sad day in Shiantology history. We’ve been ignoring the shit out of the “carey is shia’s girlfriend” rumors for the last month, but we finally think it’s time to accept it. Accept as in pray to the heavenly shia peen that this will end by the time we finish typing this utterly disgusting post.
Feast your crying, sad puppy eyes on these new pics of Shia + The Mulls checking out the Irish Hunger Memorial in NYC snapped by a fellow tourist. No paps around and they are holding hands. At least she’s letting him wear the skinnies.
Guys, how do you feel? We’ll be at the bar.
“Don’t you fucking look at me WIRE… or I WILL BOOP YOU”
Now it’s time for your captions… GO GO GO GO GO GO GO or we WILL BOOP YOU!
Oh, boy. Shia and the troll were spotted on the Wall Street 2 set yesterday in NYC. He looks hot, per usual, and umm….Carey…..sweet oufit.
Oh baby, he’s back!!
Delicious jew curls? Check!
Sports coat fit for a sex god? Check!!
Gucci loafers for his big-ass feet? Check!!!!
HAPPY HUMP DAY!!!!!!
We were totally going through withdrawals, and we finally have some new pics from set of Wall Street 2!!!!! We’d like to wrap ourselves in that coat of Shia’s.
Also included is one of that Carey person because she obviously can’t walk normally.
How he remains to be insanely sexy whilst hockin a loogie remains a mystery to us….
Anywayz, hope you shiantologists enjoy these new Shia pics from the Wall Street 2 set earlier today!! He prob just had to film a kissing scene with Carey and wanted to get her sick germs outa his mouth ASAP, ya know?
