michael “you see that chick with a fruffy mullet?”
Shia “Mmm yes, I’m diggin that fruff, how’d you get your hands on that juicy pooch?”
michael “well she saw my insanely sexy pair of pimp shades, then ripped my gym shorts off, it was intense. wanna borrow them sometime?”
He is filming a new movie ?
“shia: i tapped that ass
Michael: I tapped it twice.”
Shia: ugh yeah I’m dating carie
Michael: you should be dating sheila
Shia: Look those people are from Shiantology
Michael: I know I can not believe I am going to be featured in that site!
michael “you see that chick with a fruffy mullet?”
Shia “Mmm yes, I’m diggin that fruff, how’d you get your hands on that juicy pooch?”
michael “well she saw my insanely sexy pair of pimp shades, then ripped my gym shorts off, it was intense. wanna borrow them sometime?”
oh my gosh that is so cute
Michael: Do you think Oliver will be mad if i chuck this pretzel at his head?!
Shia: OH Michael, BEHAVE!!!!!!!!!
LOL @ Betsy’s. Good one. x3
Michael: Let’s just point our fingers towards that bench over there. It’ll create a wise photo for the paparazzi.
Shia: Got it.
Michael: look at that sexy ass
Shia: mmmmm
Lol Betsy comment has got to be the best!
WINNER!
two monkeys fantasazing a banana!