Shia and Carey: It’s Over

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There were rumors spreading like WILD FIRE that Shia was eye fucking other lasses while on set in NYC. Maybe that explains the huge peen.

However, it turns out it’s co-star Michael Douglas that is the object of Shia’s affecshians… as proven here in these here images, in which Mikey poo lovingly sneaks his hand into Shia’s pockey to do a little peen stroking. Ahh…. man love is the best.

15 Comment(s)

  1. that is pretty creepy…but hey!
    they’re the hottest bromance on the scene.

    Lolaframologia | Oct 8, 2009 | Reply

  2. Lol agreed Lola

    MishaMania | Oct 8, 2009 | Reply

  3. I’d do them….at the same time. LOL

    Johanna | Oct 8, 2009 | Reply

  4. Shia is so handsome I LOVE the nice clothes I hope he likes them so much he continues to wear them after filming is done.
    It’s cool to see him starring with Micheal Douglas who is not a bad looking man for his age.

    holl4 | Oct 8, 2009 | Reply

  5. Spreading like wildfire? Yeah, multiple copy and paste jobs from the same anonymous, unreliable source. Yay for rumor-mongering ! I can haz it?!

    SmilingPollitely | Oct 9, 2009 | Reply

  6. i think this is the best outfit he has worn on set so far, he looks SO fucking sharp. now those loafers need to go and we’d be all fine and dandy

    lauren | Oct 9, 2009 | Reply

  7. Has anyone actually taken pictures of them arguing then relying on a eye witness?

    Anonymous | Oct 9, 2009 | Reply

  8. Best outfit yet….Whoa.

    pop_eyes | Oct 9, 2009 | Reply

  9. Love the outfit!!, We’ve heard previous reports of Shia & Carey smooching/cuddling in NYC & now arguing but no pics which is strange as we get pics of everything else, maybe the handholding pics were to get into character (just a thought). Anyone else think Shia is worried where this handholding is going check out his expression lol

    Franki | Oct 9, 2009 | Reply

  10. (shivers) we all no where this is going…
    “SURPRISE BUTTSEX”

    Karley | Oct 9, 2009 | Reply

  11. I used to like Carey. But now I hate her.
    I hope I like her.

    Gimmy | Oct 9, 2009 | Reply

  12. What’s with the gloomy face? Haven’t seen a single pic of Shia from the WS2 set weher he’s not wearing that “Apocalypse Now”-face…

    Tokimeki | Oct 9, 2009 | Reply

  13. http://www.icelebz.com/celebs/shia_le_beouf/videos/_shia_labeouf_strokes_and_rubs_the_leg_of_real-life_squeeze_carey_mulligan_.html#

    WHY CANT HE RUB DOUGLAS? I’D PREFER THAT.
    GREATLY.

    sigh

    jessica | Oct 12, 2009 | Reply

  14. Looks to me to be more of a im cold warm me up rub than affection boyfriend to girlfriend rub

    Franki | Oct 12, 2009 | Reply

  15. I’ll take the loafers. I love it all. nothing like a clean-shaven and cut man!

    spooter17 | Oct 13, 2009 | Reply

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