No. No. No. No. No.

shia-carey-3FUCK.

OUR.

LIVES.

Today is a sad day in Shiantology history. We’ve been ignoring the shit out of the “carey is shia’s girlfriend” rumors for the last month, but we finally think it’s time to accept it. Accept as in pray to the heavenly shia peen that this will end by the time we finish typing this utterly disgusting post.

Feast your crying, sad puppy eyes on these new pics of Shia + The Mulls checking out the Irish Hunger Memorial in NYC snapped by a fellow tourist. No paps around and they are holding hands. At least she’s letting him wear the skinnies.

Guys, how do you feel? We’ll be at the bar.

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October 24, 2009 · Posted in Photos  
    

Comments

72 Responses to “No. No. No. No. No.”

  1. Anne on October 24th, 2009 10:26 pm

    I am very happy for Shia. Carey seems to be a very sweet girl and she is very talented. :)

    cute couple

  2. amanda on October 24th, 2009 10:29 pm

    Somewhat nauseous now. I was already sad today and this is a slap in the face. But because I love him so, I want him to be happy and if the troll makes him happy, then I’ll support him whilst throwing up.

  3. MishaMania on October 24th, 2009 10:34 pm

    A gigantic S L A P in the face! Sucks for all Shianatics :( Truly. I didn’t want to believe the rumors either. My heart is in itty bitty microscopic pieces *tear*

  4. Régis on October 24th, 2009 10:39 pm

    Oi shia eu nÃo falo inglês. Sorryyyyy. My english is bad. My soul is better. Kisses

  5. crazy on October 24th, 2009 10:41 pm

    I need antidepressants! Let me go find Sr. Belvedere, I guess I need to pass denial river and hate the b!tch road.

  6. Kimberly on October 24th, 2009 10:49 pm

    I am mad and pissed I might just kill myself.

  7. shialuver on October 24th, 2009 10:53 pm

    i love shia so i want him 2 be happy but he would be 1 billion million trillion times happier with me if you don’t mind im going 2 have 2 join you at the bar make mine a double please

  8. steph on October 24th, 2009 11:03 pm

    i love them together! she’s adorable and seems like she makes him happy.

  9. Nevelith on October 24th, 2009 11:05 pm

    I can’t believe that he’s going out with this ugly girl.

    Instead of trying to be with one of the most HOTTEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD & her name is Megan Fox they are prefect for each other but no he wants to be with this stupid girl who I don’t even kno who she is.

  10. NATY on October 24th, 2009 11:11 pm

    oh shit.

  11. samantha on October 24th, 2009 11:12 pm

    im happy for them , theres no point being mad.lol. plus tbh its none of our business being in their private life! :)

  12. D1&Only on October 24th, 2009 11:15 pm

    Its not the end of the world people. Everyone needs a little love in their lives everynow and then. Especially with all the hate Shia gets from A LOT of people, I’m sure this experience is refreshing. He’s only 23…I’m sure there will be many more to come after Carey;) I think Carey’s cute…a little on the boring side, but still cute

  13. Betsy on October 24th, 2009 11:15 pm

    eww. sick. nast

  14. Belinda on October 24th, 2009 11:16 pm

    OMS! i cant believe he would go out with a girl like that!! it grosses me out!!!

  15. cecily on October 24th, 2009 11:17 pm

    eeehhh. it’ll end when he comes back to us in Cali. And then we will have running shirtless Shia again.

  16. Andrea on October 24th, 2009 11:30 pm

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

  17. see on October 25th, 2009 1:05 am

    Pictures are pictures. We still need someone to confirmed it.

    However, if he’s with Carey, good for him! Only Shia knows, who makes him happy, and we should just feel happy for him. In my opinion, it’s being very rude to Shia talking nasty about a girl he loves than be a true fan and respect decisions he makes whether we liked it, or not.

  18. sheila on October 25th, 2009 1:13 am

    (Slow motion) Nooooooooooooo!! I will still be here when it doesn’t work out shia love you!

  19. Rhodey on October 25th, 2009 1:14 am

    Well as long as he’s happy, thats good. But if he’s not, I’m right here to help him pick up the pieces. ^_^

  20. Sarah on October 25th, 2009 1:29 am

    FUCK. THIS IS RIGHT BY WHERE I LIVE. AHHHHH.

  21. jessica on October 25th, 2009 1:32 am

    I’m happy for him and not sweatin it, ladies he’s going to date a lot of girls he’s only 23. Personally I know I will never meet him in person and everyone deserves someone special. I have never heard of her before this but if he likes her, good enough for me!

  22. Brebre514 on October 25th, 2009 2:26 am

    Ughh i really have been in denial. I was even gonna say maybe it was for the movie but i realized. Stress . Still <3 him though . Even though its going to be nauseating to watch them on screen together

  23. unknown on October 25th, 2009 2:48 am

    *coughs* is he mentally unstable person?

  24. Evy LaBeouf on October 25th, 2009 2:58 am

    This made my day…as if.
    He needs to come back to Cali already…that troll is brainwashing him.
    She also needs to wear not so loose clothes…I’m going to the bar with you…

    D;

  25. kik on October 25th, 2009 3:14 am

    I happy he’s with an intelligent, beautiful, and talented girl. Carey is classy and modest.
    She’s not some famewhore Maxium cover girl who can’t act her way out of a paper bag.
    Shia can actually learn somethings from Carey. That’s the whole point of relationships, being with someone who you can learn from, grow with, and love.
    Good for them, and I hope Shia doesn’t resort to his usual childish behavior and ruin a beautiful classy girl by acting like a drunken idiot.
    Shia needs to grow up and Carey can help him.

  26. kaitlin on October 25th, 2009 3:38 am

    Dang why is she so cute :(

  27. zelai on October 25th, 2009 6:18 am

    I’m upset. But what else can I do? I’ll have to accept the.. fact.. that.. they’re.. special friends… T_T

  28. LittleMe on October 25th, 2009 7:09 am

    Cute pixs of them.
    I am so sick of the haters on Shia here, almost every GD thread is busting on this guy:
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1027718/board/threads/

  29. Anonymous on October 25th, 2009 9:17 am

    Come ladies do you really think this relationship is going to last. Carey just started out in her career and Carey only got noticed Big time only by Shia and Oliver Stone. Don’t give up. I know lot of you Shia Haters Out there are pissed, but really think harder! Shia is going to mess up the relationship sometime soon for only the relationship is going to last for a few months. The only People that Shia really hates are the PAPARAZZI who fallows him around all the time and it can really get annoying and besides the PAPARAZZI start asking Shia really dumb questions. Seriously Ladies come on!!!!!!!! Shia is only thinking about he’s career for now he’s only 23yrs. old and think about this Shia ended relationship from China and many others that Shia fall in love with!!! It’s a Start and End Relationship in really short time!!! Shia’s status on profiles across all websites is going to be stated single again and again. Seriously Ladies come on.

  30. beatriz on October 25th, 2009 9:57 am

    hateeeee herr, LOVE him:(

  31. Sinnie on October 25th, 2009 10:35 am

    RT Anne:
    I am very happy for Shia. Carey seems to be a very sweet girl and she is very talented. :)

    cute couple

  32. DAFax on October 25th, 2009 12:36 pm

    #31 who the hell are you talking about? I can understand what number 30 is saying. But disagree because I think that Shia could move to NYC for Carey, he seems happy with her. Time will tell if he moves in with her.

  33. O_o on October 25th, 2009 12:54 pm

    Did you all know that Carey said that she googles herself, I know that she said in an interview that she does indeed read this stuff. Does anyone know if Shia reads these comments about himself anymore? Good God I wonder what the lad must think if he read this crap about his woman? Or even some of that crap on that link that #29 posted. I wonder if he has ever posted on here or anywhere for that matter.

  34. GGGG on October 25th, 2009 1:41 pm

    i dont care much about Carey
    My only concern is his gray skinny jeans … :(

  35. ShiaCrazyFan on October 25th, 2009 2:02 pm

    I’m sure Shia&her will be a short relation !!!! if he’s happy, I’m glad for him. I love him so much same if he’s with her.

  36. GGGG on October 25th, 2009 2:12 pm

    SHIA~~~~~~BUY SOME NEW JEANS!!!

  37. reggie on October 25th, 2009 2:57 pm

    Dear Fellow Shiantologists,
    NOW HEAR THIS! Shia and carey are not lovers, boyfriend & girlfriend, or even friends. The above pictures are in the movie I’m betting and actors do anything, ANYTHING for publicity period. If it was real, Shia would have said something by now, he can’t help himself that way! so relax,

  38. Bee on October 25th, 2009 3:02 pm

    It’ll end. Shia said himself that he falls in love with every co-star he works with. I’m not surprised. I’m sure once Wall Street 2 is over, they will be.

  39. Hmmm on October 25th, 2009 3:13 pm

    These photo are in no way for the movie, cause of those holy jeans that Shia is wearing. Also, how do we know for sure that these photos were not taken in August and someone put on their site that it was taken ion 10/23/09.
    Speaking of those jeans I like them cause they are so Shia. What, do you want him to be decked out in a pair of 150 dollar jeans? ;) They must be comfy to him! I have a very comfy shirt that I have had for 3 years now that I had to stitch up 5 holes in it. I am no where near getting rid of my favorite shirt on mine, nope. So I can relate to Shia on this about the jeans.

  40. Yup on October 25th, 2009 3:21 pm

    #39 sorry but this sounds like another DENIAL! They are together, in love whatever. But please just explain to me why would the be holding hands?
    I agree with #17
    Maybe #31 is Carey or Shia or just a random guess on my end.

  41. SmilingPolitely on October 25th, 2009 3:45 pm

    I can’t believe some people are still in denial. Did you not read the source for these photos? These aren’t paparazzi shots. These are from a normy. They were not shooting a scene.

    From the source:

    “I was taking my own sweet time adjusting my camera, hoping to get a good shot of the entrance of the Irish Hunger Memorial. Just couldn’t seem to get it right.

    Finally I got a decent shot and I started walking out of the tunnel-like entrance and I saw them! It took me an instant to recognize them as they appeared too vigilant of their surrounding to be ‘normal people’…

    Seizing the opportunity to get a picture with a celebrity (yes, that’s unlike me) as I never had a camera whenever I saw one, I asked, “Excuse me…err”, the lady paused for a split second and the guy pulled her away. Sensing the animosity, I stopped. I had wanted to ask, “Excuse me, are you the Transformer guy, can I take a picture with you?”

    Yes! It’s Shia Labeouf and Carey Mulligan. They were holding hands and appeared just like a couple. I guess I might be luckier if I was carry a small point-and-shoot camera instead of hanging a giant DSLR with a humongous zoom lens down my neck. I do look like one of the Paparazzi. I turned around and snapped a few shots but did not follow them into the Memorial.

    Apparently, they are in town shooting the Movie, “Wall Street 2, Money Never Sleeps”. It is set to release in April 2010. And to answer the question, do they look like co-stars hanging out? No, they definitely looked like a couple on a date.

    Mira, the unusual and unwilling Paparazzi just taking her morning walk….”

  42. SmilingPolitely on October 25th, 2009 3:47 pm

    And like others have said, Shia’s wearing his civilian clothes. Those goddamn gray skinny -pants!

  43. Hellyeah! on October 25th, 2009 4:05 pm

    To #43 and #44 – Right on girl (or guy) whoever you are. People need to face it that Carey could be Shia’s new “China Brezner”. Perhaps Shia clicks really well with Carey like no other. After all Shia did buy a new place in NYC maybe to be close to Carey. Right after this film is done he will have some time off, just to spend with Carey. Sad to say the papzzzzz will be all over them two. I wish that the papzzzzzz will just let these two loves birds be, damn. Who knows there may be wedding bells in the future, Carey and Shia. I wish Carey would grow her hair out, her hair is awful. Other than that she has a sweet face.

  44. Buzzy1 on October 25th, 2009 4:38 pm

    Shia is in luv you can see it in his eyes. I think he deeply cares for this woman (Carey). I think that they never broke up in the first place. I agree with #45 wedding bells down the road for these two mates. Some celebs do get married young!

  45. saucy on October 25th, 2009 5:36 pm

    These two are inseperatable, they are just so adorable together. “match made in heaven.”
    They always say the good looking ones are never ever single for one second, very true in the case of Shia.
    I can not imagine what Shia would do if he did not have a girlfriend for one second of his life. :O

  46. yes.no.maybe?! on October 25th, 2009 5:50 pm

    Here are what others have to say about the Shia and Carey thing:
    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0479471/board/flat/150122974?d=150171002#150171002
    Some say it is a showmance, booty call, the real deal, a fling, whatever.
    Do you agree or disagree with these people? I have to agree with #47, well said!
    Discuss.

  47. L on October 25th, 2009 6:34 pm

    Booty calls!! Shia will sweetin’ her up by holding her hand and all, later will get laid.

  48. Jane on October 25th, 2009 7:31 pm

    I hope shia won’t date celebrities..
    Most Actors/Actresses are slightly insane and emotionally unstable.

  49. . on October 25th, 2009 7:58 pm

    Shia is in love you can see it in his eyes. I agree with who ever said that Shia met his “China” true love. Even though this girl does not look a think like China Brezner I don’t think that matters to him. You can tell.
    And to #49 how do you know that booty calls, did you have a chat with Shia’s dick or something…LOL

  50. . on October 25th, 2009 8:02 pm

    Oh and Shia does not have an “explosive” temper he is just a child of an alcoholic. See this thread it talks all about Shia and his being the child of an alcoholic:
    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0479471/board/flat/144883615

  51. stunned on October 25th, 2009 8:34 pm

    Did you see Shia say “DUH” to these two girls, he did not say it but just by his look says enough. You will notice this at 2:00 into the clip:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUMh6nwzTTI

  52. jane on October 25th, 2009 8:40 pm
  53. anon on October 25th, 2009 9:49 pm

    See it in his eyes?? are you kidding me? He usually looks bored when hes with her.

  54. emmy on October 25th, 2009 10:07 pm

    HATE HER CLOTHES!

  55. wow on October 25th, 2009 10:30 pm

    wow, just wow. some of this is borderline batshit crazy.
    no joke -_-

  56. julia on October 25th, 2009 10:49 pm

    awwwww, Shia is in love :)

  57. jane on October 25th, 2009 11:01 pm

    #55 ha ha ha ha
    His eyes shone When He’s with Julie Christie in NYILU

  58. To#54 on October 25th, 2009 11:45 pm

    Hi Jane,
    First thanks for the new pitcure. Do you know if this photo was a scene from the movie or is it a date.
    I like Shia’s hair hate the collar turned up thing, so not Shia’s style, it reminds me of they guys that work at Hollister. I have had the displeasure of going in there once.

  59. To#57 on October 25th, 2009 11:53 pm

    Hi Wow,
    I think that Shia is in love you can tell, I don’t think that it is “batshit”. I have to agree with most of these poster’s who say that Shia has love written all over his face. Maybe this girl has made him forget about that girl that he dated for 3.5 years.

  60. Karley on October 26th, 2009 2:10 am

    CAREY MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!
    i mean i totally want shia to be happy and full of happiness.
    but man! this chick just gives off a weird feeling.
    from the pictures. it just dont seem right. if yah know what im trying to say XD

  61. Karley on October 26th, 2009 2:19 am

    reply to thedelicatelady:
    ok man watched this video. i really dont think that was such a mean face it looked like he was just trying to be funny.
    so holy fuck settle your fucking tits. please for the love of god.

  62. a_pal on October 26th, 2009 2:58 am

    #52 that is so effin rude of you to say about Carey, She is a great actress and has class. If you don’t like this woman (Carey) then don’t comment on her. She may be good for Shia, if this is all true and I am truly happy for him. Chill a bit okay, it will be okay, really it will.
    #53 that post was someone pretending to be “thedelicatelady” trust me, I KNOW!!!!!
    Oh and I love Shia’s grey jeans.

  63. Feather on October 26th, 2009 4:16 am

    I agree, Carey is a very sophisticated woman. I feel bad for her and all of the bashing on her. Yeah her hair is atrocious but her face is very youthful. I am also glad that Carey does not look as if she starves herself like many do.
    Since this is a site for Shia and not Carey I must comment on Shia, um, he looks good all cleaned up, no scruff.

  64. Mich on October 26th, 2009 7:35 am

    The first photo of the set of photos looks like a happy ending to a story, they look cute. :^)

  65. Brebre514 on October 26th, 2009 11:24 pm

    shia fans shouldnt be arguing . We all have our own opinions why cant we leave it at that and just bask in the shia glory.

  66. Me on October 27th, 2009 1:43 pm

    ahhhh !!
    a bit sad (actually a lott)
    but if that makes him happy then..

  67. bella on October 27th, 2009 6:19 pm

    so sad he belongs to me :D

  68. Lolaframologia on October 28th, 2009 10:26 pm

    I’m just gonna go take this out on the oll Jack Daniels if yall don’t mind?
    I think liquor is the best form of denial on this one guys. x

  69. reggie on November 3rd, 2009 1:48 pm

    GIRLS ATTENTION!!!!
    Carey is trying to be Meagan Fox! She is not going to stay with Shia! She is slated for Adcademy Award status! She is using him for publicity!
    It’s like that movie A Star is Born! The guy starts out more famous then the chick from nowhere becomes his lover and then becomes more famous than him. He become an alcoholic and has no career left! Happens everyday in Hollywood. Shia will come back to reality when he leaves this film.

  70. maxx on November 4th, 2009 7:04 am

    that’s really me he’s holding hands with.

  71. tears on November 7th, 2009 4:57 am

    if he’s happy then i will be…….eventually *tears*

  72. L on November 8th, 2009 3:49 pm

    “reggie on November 3rd, 2009 1:48 pm
    GIRLS ATTENTION!!!!
    Carey is trying to be Meagan Fox! She is not going to stay with Shia! She is slated for Adcademy Award status! She is using him for publicity!
    It’s like that movie A Star is Born! The guy starts out more famous then the chick from nowhere becomes his lover and then becomes more famous than him. He become an alcoholic and has no career left! Happens everyday in Hollywood. Shia will come back to reality when he leaves this film.

    say no to drugs…

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