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No. No. No. No. No.
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shia-carey-3FUCK.

OUR.

LIVES.

Today is a sad day in Shiantology history. We’ve been ignoring the shit out of the “carey is shia’s girlfriend” rumors for the last month, but we finally think it’s time to accept it. Accept as in pray to the heavenly shia peen that this will end by the time we finish typing this utterly disgusting post.

Feast your crying, sad puppy eyes on these new pics of Shia + The Mulls checking out the Irish Hunger Memorial in NYC snapped by a fellow tourist. No paps around and they are holding hands. At least she’s letting him wear the skinnies.

Guys, how do you feel? We’ll be at the bar.

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72 Comments to “No. No. No. No. No.”

  1. stunned says:

    Did you see Shia say “DUH” to these two girls, he did not say it but just by his look says enough. You will notice this at 2:00 into the clip:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUMh6nwzTTI

  2. anon says:

    See it in his eyes?? are you kidding me? He usually looks bored when hes with her.

  3. emmy says:

    HATE HER CLOTHES!

  4. wow says:

    wow, just wow. some of this is borderline batshit crazy.
    no joke -_-

  5. julia says:

    awwwww, Shia is in love :)

  6. jane says:

    #55 ha ha ha ha
    His eyes shone When He’s with Julie Christie in NYILU

  7. To#54 says:

    Hi Jane,
    First thanks for the new pitcure. Do you know if this photo was a scene from the movie or is it a date.
    I like Shia’s hair hate the collar turned up thing, so not Shia’s style, it reminds me of they guys that work at Hollister. I have had the displeasure of going in there once.

  8. To#57 says:

    Hi Wow,
    I think that Shia is in love you can tell, I don’t think that it is “batshit”. I have to agree with most of these poster’s who say that Shia has love written all over his face. Maybe this girl has made him forget about that girl that he dated for 3.5 years.

  9. Karley says:

    CAREY MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!
    i mean i totally want shia to be happy and full of happiness.
    but man! this chick just gives off a weird feeling.
    from the pictures. it just dont seem right. if yah know what im trying to say XD

  10. Karley says:

    reply to thedelicatelady:
    ok man watched this video. i really dont think that was such a mean face it looked like he was just trying to be funny.
    so holy fuck settle your fucking tits. please for the love of god.

  11. a_pal says:

    #52 that is so effin rude of you to say about Carey, She is a great actress and has class. If you don’t like this woman (Carey) then don’t comment on her. She may be good for Shia, if this is all true and I am truly happy for him. Chill a bit okay, it will be okay, really it will.
    #53 that post was someone pretending to be “thedelicatelady” trust me, I KNOW!!!!!
    Oh and I love Shia’s grey jeans.

  12. Feather says:

    I agree, Carey is a very sophisticated woman. I feel bad for her and all of the bashing on her. Yeah her hair is atrocious but her face is very youthful. I am also glad that Carey does not look as if she starves herself like many do.
    Since this is a site for Shia and not Carey I must comment on Shia, um, he looks good all cleaned up, no scruff.

  13. Mich says:

    The first photo of the set of photos looks like a happy ending to a story, they look cute. :^)

  14. Brebre514 says:

    shia fans shouldnt be arguing . We all have our own opinions why cant we leave it at that and just bask in the shia glory.

  15. Me says:

    ahhhh !!
    a bit sad (actually a lott)
    but if that makes him happy then..

  16. bella says:

    so sad he belongs to me :D

  17. I’m just gonna go take this out on the oll Jack Daniels if yall don’t mind?
    I think liquor is the best form of denial on this one guys. x

  18. reggie says:

    GIRLS ATTENTION!!!!
    Carey is trying to be Meagan Fox! She is not going to stay with Shia! She is slated for Adcademy Award status! She is using him for publicity!
    It’s like that movie A Star is Born! The guy starts out more famous then the chick from nowhere becomes his lover and then becomes more famous than him. He become an alcoholic and has no career left! Happens everyday in Hollywood. Shia will come back to reality when he leaves this film.

  19. maxx says:

    that’s really me he’s holding hands with.

  20. tears says:

    if he’s happy then i will be…….eventually *tears*

  21. L says:

    “reggie on November 3rd, 2009 1:48 pm
    GIRLS ATTENTION!!!!
    Carey is trying to be Meagan Fox! She is not going to stay with Shia! She is slated for Adcademy Award status! She is using him for publicity!
    It’s like that movie A Star is Born! The guy starts out more famous then the chick from nowhere becomes his lover and then becomes more famous than him. He become an alcoholic and has no career left! Happens everyday in Hollywood. Shia will come back to reality when he leaves this film.

    say no to drugs…

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