No. No. No. No. No.

shia-carey-3FUCK.

OUR.

LIVES.

Today is a sad day in Shiantology history. We’ve been ignoring the shit out of the “carey is shia’s girlfriend” rumors for the last month, but we finally think it’s time to accept it. Accept as in pray to the heavenly shia peen that this will end by the time we finish typing this utterly disgusting post.

Feast your crying, sad puppy eyes on these new pics of Shia + The Mulls checking out the Irish Hunger Memorial in NYC snapped by a fellow tourist. No paps around and they are holding hands. At least she’s letting him wear the skinnies.

Guys, how do you feel? We’ll be at the bar.

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74 Comment(s)

  1. I am very happy for Shia. Carey seems to be a very sweet girl and she is very talented. :)

    cute couple

    Anne | Oct 24, 2009 | Reply

  2. Somewhat nauseous now. I was already sad today and this is a slap in the face. But because I love him so, I want him to be happy and if the troll makes him happy, then I’ll support him whilst throwing up.

    amanda | Oct 24, 2009 | Reply

  3. A gigantic S L A P in the face! Sucks for all Shianatics :( Truly. I didn’t want to believe the rumors either. My heart is in itty bitty microscopic pieces *tear*

    MishaMania | Oct 24, 2009 | Reply

  4. Oi shia eu nÃo falo inglês. Sorryyyyy. My english is bad. My soul is better. Kisses

    Régis | Oct 24, 2009 | Reply

  5. I need antidepressants! Let me go find Sr. Belvedere, I guess I need to pass denial river and hate the b!tch road.

    crazy | Oct 24, 2009 | Reply

  6. I am mad and pissed I might just kill myself.

    Kimberly | Oct 24, 2009 | Reply

  7. i love shia so i want him 2 be happy but he would be 1 billion million trillion times happier with me if you don’t mind im going 2 have 2 join you at the bar make mine a double please

    shialuver | Oct 24, 2009 | Reply

  8. i love them together! she’s adorable and seems like she makes him happy.

    steph | Oct 24, 2009 | Reply

  9. I can’t believe that he’s going out with this ugly girl.

    Instead of trying to be with one of the most HOTTEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD & her name is Megan Fox they are prefect for each other but no he wants to be with this stupid girl who I don’t even kno who she is.

    Nevelith | Oct 24, 2009 | Reply

  10. oh shit.

    NATY | Oct 24, 2009 | Reply

  11. im happy for them , theres no point being mad.lol. plus tbh its none of our business being in their private life! :)

    samantha | Oct 24, 2009 | Reply

  12. Its not the end of the world people. Everyone needs a little love in their lives everynow and then. Especially with all the hate Shia gets from A LOT of people, I’m sure this experience is refreshing. He’s only 23…I’m sure there will be many more to come after Carey;) I think Carey’s cute…a little on the boring side, but still cute

    D1&Only | Oct 24, 2009 | Reply

  13. eww. sick. nast

    Betsy | Oct 24, 2009 | Reply

  14. OMS! i cant believe he would go out with a girl like that!! it grosses me out!!!

    Belinda | Oct 24, 2009 | Reply

  15. eeehhh. it’ll end when he comes back to us in Cali. And then we will have running shirtless Shia again.

    cecily | Oct 24, 2009 | Reply

  16. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Andrea | Oct 24, 2009 | Reply

  17. Pictures are pictures. We still need someone to confirmed it.

    However, if he’s with Carey, good for him! Only Shia knows, who makes him happy, and we should just feel happy for him. In my opinion, it’s being very rude to Shia talking nasty about a girl he loves than be a true fan and respect decisions he makes whether we liked it, or not.

    see | Oct 25, 2009 | Reply

  18. (Slow motion) Nooooooooooooo!! I will still be here when it doesn’t work out shia love you!

    sheila | Oct 25, 2009 | Reply

  19. Well as long as he’s happy, thats good. But if he’s not, I’m right here to help him pick up the pieces. ^_^

    Rhodey | Oct 25, 2009 | Reply

  20. FUCK. THIS IS RIGHT BY WHERE I LIVE. AHHHHH.

    Sarah | Oct 25, 2009 | Reply

  21. I’m happy for him and not sweatin it, ladies he’s going to date a lot of girls he’s only 23. Personally I know I will never meet him in person and everyone deserves someone special. I have never heard of her before this but if he likes her, good enough for me!

    jessica | Oct 25, 2009 | Reply

  22. Ughh i really have been in denial. I was even gonna say maybe it was for the movie but i realized. Stress . Still <3 him though . Even though its going to be nauseating to watch them on screen together

    Brebre514 | Oct 25, 2009 | Reply

  23. *coughs* is he mentally unstable person?

    unknown | Oct 25, 2009 | Reply

  24. This made my day…as if.
    He needs to come back to Cali already…that troll is brainwashing him.
    She also needs to wear not so loose clothes…I’m going to the bar with you…

    D;

    Evy LaBeouf | Oct 25, 2009 | Reply

  25. I happy he’s with an intelligent, beautiful, and talented girl. Carey is classy and modest.
    She’s not some famewhore Maxium cover girl who can’t act her way out of a paper bag.
    Shia can actually learn somethings from Carey. That’s the whole point of relationships, being with someone who you can learn from, grow with, and love.
    Good for them, and I hope Shia doesn’t resort to his usual childish behavior and ruin a beautiful classy girl by acting like a drunken idiot.
    Shia needs to grow up and Carey can help him.

    kik | Oct 25, 2009 | Reply

  26. Dang why is she so cute :(

    kaitlin | Oct 25, 2009 | Reply

  27. I’m upset. But what else can I do? I’ll have to accept the.. fact.. that.. they’re.. special friends… T_T

    zelai | Oct 25, 2009 | Reply

  28. Cute pixs of them.
    I am so sick of the haters on Shia here, almost every GD thread is busting on this guy:
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1027718/board/threads/

    LittleMe | Oct 25, 2009 | Reply

  29. Come ladies do you really think this relationship is going to last. Carey just started out in her career and Carey only got noticed Big time only by Shia and Oliver Stone. Don’t give up. I know lot of you Shia Haters Out there are pissed, but really think harder! Shia is going to mess up the relationship sometime soon for only the relationship is going to last for a few months. The only People that Shia really hates are the PAPARAZZI who fallows him around all the time and it can really get annoying and besides the PAPARAZZI start asking Shia really dumb questions. Seriously Ladies come on!!!!!!!! Shia is only thinking about he’s career for now he’s only 23yrs. old and think about this Shia ended relationship from China and many others that Shia fall in love with!!! It’s a Start and End Relationship in really short time!!! Shia’s status on profiles across all websites is going to be stated single again and again. Seriously Ladies come on.

    Anonymous | Oct 25, 2009 | Reply

  30. hateeeee herr, LOVE him:(

    beatriz | Oct 25, 2009 | Reply

  31. RT Anne:
    I am very happy for Shia. Carey seems to be a very sweet girl and she is very talented. :)

    cute couple

    Sinnie | Oct 25, 2009 | Reply

  32. #31 who the hell are you talking about? I can understand what number 30 is saying. But disagree because I think that Shia could move to NYC for Carey, he seems happy with her. Time will tell if he moves in with her.

    DAFax | Oct 25, 2009 | Reply

  33. Did you all know that Carey said that she googles herself, I know that she said in an interview that she does indeed read this stuff. Does anyone know if Shia reads these comments about himself anymore? Good God I wonder what the lad must think if he read this crap about his woman? Or even some of that crap on that link that #29 posted. I wonder if he has ever posted on here or anywhere for that matter.

    O_o | Oct 25, 2009 | Reply

  34. i dont care much about Carey
    My only concern is his gray skinny jeans … :(

    GGGG | Oct 25, 2009 | Reply

  35. I’m sure Shia&her will be a short relation !!!! if he’s happy, I’m glad for him. I love him so much same if he’s with her.

    ShiaCrazyFan | Oct 25, 2009 | Reply

  36. SHIA~~~~~~BUY SOME NEW JEANS!!!

    GGGG | Oct 25, 2009 | Reply

  37. Dear Fellow Shiantologists,
    NOW HEAR THIS! Shia and carey are not lovers, boyfriend & girlfriend, or even friends. The above pictures are in the movie I’m betting and actors do anything, ANYTHING for publicity period. If it was real, Shia would have said something by now, he can’t help himself that way! so relax,

    reggie | Oct 25, 2009 | Reply

  38. It’ll end. Shia said himself that he falls in love with every co-star he works with. I’m not surprised. I’m sure once Wall Street 2 is over, they will be.

    Bee | Oct 25, 2009 | Reply

  39. These photo are in no way for the movie, cause of those holy jeans that Shia is wearing. Also, how do we know for sure that these photos were not taken in August and someone put on their site that it was taken ion 10/23/09.
    Speaking of those jeans I like them cause they are so Shia. What, do you want him to be decked out in a pair of 150 dollar jeans? ;) They must be comfy to him! I have a very comfy shirt that I have had for 3 years now that I had to stitch up 5 holes in it. I am no where near getting rid of my favorite shirt on mine, nope. So I can relate to Shia on this about the jeans.

    Hmmm | Oct 25, 2009 | Reply

  40. #39 sorry but this sounds like another DENIAL! They are together, in love whatever. But please just explain to me why would the be holding hands?
    I agree with #17
    Maybe #31 is Carey or Shia or just a random guess on my end.

    Yup | Oct 25, 2009 | Reply

  41. I can’t believe some people are still in denial. Did you not read the source for these photos? These aren’t paparazzi shots. These are from a normy. They were not shooting a scene.

    From the source:

    “I was taking my own sweet time adjusting my camera, hoping to get a good shot of the entrance of the Irish Hunger Memorial. Just couldn’t seem to get it right.

    Finally I got a decent shot and I started walking out of the tunnel-like entrance and I saw them! It took me an instant to recognize them as they appeared too vigilant of their surrounding to be ‘normal people’…

    Seizing the opportunity to get a picture with a celebrity (yes, that’s unlike me) as I never had a camera whenever I saw one, I asked, “Excuse me…err”, the lady paused for a split second and the guy pulled her away. Sensing the animosity, I stopped. I had wanted to ask, “Excuse me, are you the Transformer guy, can I take a picture with you?”

    Yes! It’s Shia Labeouf and Carey Mulligan. They were holding hands and appeared just like a couple. I guess I might be luckier if I was carry a small point-and-shoot camera instead of hanging a giant DSLR with a humongous zoom lens down my neck. I do look like one of the Paparazzi. I turned around and snapped a few shots but did not follow them into the Memorial.

    Apparently, they are in town shooting the Movie, “Wall Street 2, Money Never Sleeps”. It is set to release in April 2010. And to answer the question, do they look like co-stars hanging out? No, they definitely looked like a couple on a date.

    Mira, the unusual and unwilling Paparazzi just taking her morning walk….”

    SmilingPolitely | Oct 25, 2009 | Reply

  42. And like others have said, Shia’s wearing his civilian clothes. Those goddamn gray skinny -pants!

    SmilingPolitely | Oct 25, 2009 | Reply

  43. To #43 and #44 – Right on girl (or guy) whoever you are. People need to face it that Carey could be Shia’s new “China Brezner”. Perhaps Shia clicks really well with Carey like no other. After all Shia did buy a new place in NYC maybe to be close to Carey. Right after this film is done he will have some time off, just to spend with Carey. Sad to say the papzzzzz will be all over them two. I wish that the papzzzzzz will just let these two loves birds be, damn. Who knows there may be wedding bells in the future, Carey and Shia. I wish Carey would grow her hair out, her hair is awful. Other than that she has a sweet face.

    Hellyeah! | Oct 25, 2009 | Reply

  44. Shia is in luv you can see it in his eyes. I think he deeply cares for this woman (Carey). I think that they never broke up in the first place. I agree with #45 wedding bells down the road for these two mates. Some celebs do get married young!

    Buzzy1 | Oct 25, 2009 | Reply

  45. These two are inseperatable, they are just so adorable together. “match made in heaven.”
    They always say the good looking ones are never ever single for one second, very true in the case of Shia.
    I can not imagine what Shia would do if he did not have a girlfriend for one second of his life. :O

    saucy | Oct 25, 2009 | Reply

  46. Here are what others have to say about the Shia and Carey thing:
    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0479471/board/flat/150122974?d=150171002#150171002
    Some say it is a showmance, booty call, the real deal, a fling, whatever.
    Do you agree or disagree with these people? I have to agree with #47, well said!
    Discuss.

    yes.no.maybe?! | Oct 25, 2009 | Reply

  47. Booty calls!! Shia will sweetin’ her up by holding her hand and all, later will get laid.

    L | Oct 25, 2009 | Reply

  48. I hope shia won’t date celebrities..
    Most Actors/Actresses are slightly insane and emotionally unstable.

    Jane | Oct 25, 2009 | Reply

  49. Shia is in love you can see it in his eyes. I agree with who ever said that Shia met his “China” true love. Even though this girl does not look a think like China Brezner I don’t think that matters to him. You can tell.
    And to #49 how do you know that booty calls, did you have a chat with Shia’s dick or something…LOL

    . | Oct 25, 2009 | Reply

  50. Oh and Shia does not have an “explosive” temper he is just a child of an alcoholic. See this thread it talks all about Shia and his being the child of an alcoholic:
    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0479471/board/flat/144883615

    . | Oct 25, 2009 | Reply

  51. Did you see Shia say “DUH” to these two girls, he did not say it but just by his look says enough. You will notice this at 2:00 into the clip:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUMh6nwzTTI

    stunned | Oct 25, 2009 | Reply

  52. new photo
    http://tweetphoto.com/qjnao5hv#

    jane | Oct 25, 2009 | Reply

  53. See it in his eyes?? are you kidding me? He usually looks bored when hes with her.

    anon | Oct 25, 2009 | Reply

  54. HATE HER CLOTHES!

    emmy | Oct 25, 2009 | Reply

  55. wow, just wow. some of this is borderline batshit crazy.
    no joke -_-

    wow | Oct 25, 2009 | Reply

  56. awwwww, Shia is in love :)

    julia | Oct 25, 2009 | Reply

  57. #55 ha ha ha ha
    His eyes shone When He’s with Julie Christie in NYILU

    jane | Oct 25, 2009 | Reply

  58. Hi Jane,
    First thanks for the new pitcure. Do you know if this photo was a scene from the movie or is it a date.
    I like Shia’s hair hate the collar turned up thing, so not Shia’s style, it reminds me of they guys that work at Hollister. I have had the displeasure of going in there once.

    To#54 | Oct 25, 2009 | Reply

  59. Hi Wow,
    I think that Shia is in love you can tell, I don’t think that it is “batshit”. I have to agree with most of these poster’s who say that Shia has love written all over his face. Maybe this girl has made him forget about that girl that he dated for 3.5 years.

    To#57 | Oct 25, 2009 | Reply

  60. CAREY MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!
    i mean i totally want shia to be happy and full of happiness.
    but man! this chick just gives off a weird feeling.
    from the pictures. it just dont seem right. if yah know what im trying to say XD

    Karley | Oct 26, 2009 | Reply

  61. reply to thedelicatelady:
    ok man watched this video. i really dont think that was such a mean face it looked like he was just trying to be funny.
    so holy fuck settle your fucking tits. please for the love of god.

    Karley | Oct 26, 2009 | Reply

  62. #52 that is so effin rude of you to say about Carey, She is a great actress and has class. If you don’t like this woman (Carey) then don’t comment on her. She may be good for Shia, if this is all true and I am truly happy for him. Chill a bit okay, it will be okay, really it will.
    #53 that post was someone pretending to be “thedelicatelady” trust me, I KNOW!!!!!
    Oh and I love Shia’s grey jeans.

    a_pal | Oct 26, 2009 | Reply

  63. I agree, Carey is a very sophisticated woman. I feel bad for her and all of the bashing on her. Yeah her hair is atrocious but her face is very youthful. I am also glad that Carey does not look as if she starves herself like many do.
    Since this is a site for Shia and not Carey I must comment on Shia, um, he looks good all cleaned up, no scruff.

    Feather | Oct 26, 2009 | Reply

  64. The first photo of the set of photos looks like a happy ending to a story, they look cute. :^)

    Mich | Oct 26, 2009 | Reply

  65. shia fans shouldnt be arguing . We all have our own opinions why cant we leave it at that and just bask in the shia glory.

    Brebre514 | Oct 26, 2009 | Reply

  66. ahhhh !!
    a bit sad (actually a lott)
    but if that makes him happy then..

    Me | Oct 27, 2009 | Reply

  67. so sad he belongs to me :D

    bella | Oct 27, 2009 | Reply

  68. I’m just gonna go take this out on the oll Jack Daniels if yall don’t mind?
    I think liquor is the best form of denial on this one guys. x

    Lolaframologia | Oct 28, 2009 | Reply

  69. GIRLS ATTENTION!!!!
    Carey is trying to be Meagan Fox! She is not going to stay with Shia! She is slated for Adcademy Award status! She is using him for publicity!
    It’s like that movie A Star is Born! The guy starts out more famous then the chick from nowhere becomes his lover and then becomes more famous than him. He become an alcoholic and has no career left! Happens everyday in Hollywood. Shia will come back to reality when he leaves this film.

    reggie | Nov 3, 2009 | Reply

  70. that’s really me he’s holding hands with.

    maxx | Nov 4, 2009 | Reply

  71. if he’s happy then i will be…….eventually *tears*

    tears | Nov 7, 2009 | Reply

  72. “reggie on November 3rd, 2009 1:48 pm
    GIRLS ATTENTION!!!!
    Carey is trying to be Meagan Fox! She is not going to stay with Shia! She is slated for Adcademy Award status! She is using him for publicity!
    It’s like that movie A Star is Born! The guy starts out more famous then the chick from nowhere becomes his lover and then becomes more famous than him. He become an alcoholic and has no career left! Happens everyday in Hollywood. Shia will come back to reality when he leaves this film.

    say no to drugs…

    L | Nov 8, 2009 | Reply

  73. Good info! It’s been a while since I stumbled across such..many thanks.. :)

    Aaron Dopko | Sep 5, 2010 | Reply

  74. A issue close to my heart many thanks, i have been thinking about about this subject for a long time.

    Shellie Washington | May 22, 2011 | Reply

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