Shiantology

This is what we wanna see from Shia De La Beouf. Sexy. Happy. Single

Yeah, we wish she was just fat. Looks like the troll is carrying Shia’s child in Wall Street 2. Pray to the holy shiable that the kid gets his skinny genes (yeah, u see what we did there??)

DO NOT WANT

Capshian time, anyone?

Mmmm yummy. Don’t you just love it when Shia is eating? Shia eating gallery coming soon!! Source

Shia is a multitasker. He can wack off and smoke cigs at the same time. He’s just so talented. Feel free to caption this in the comments, Shiantologists!!! Source

Divert your eyes, if you please, to the rather attractive lady in the middle, proudly holding her beauty contest award. Does she not bare a resemblance to SHIIAAAAAA???? It’s like the opposite of Carey Mulligan pretending to be a girl. Thanks to Shiantologist @becca_oneal for sending this in to us. Where on earth did you [...]

We wish we didn’t have to post these for you lovely folks, but it seems like The Troll has cast a trolly yukky spell on Shia causing him to believe she actually has a vagina.