This is what we wanna see from Shia De La Beouf. Sexy. Happy. Single 
Yeah, we wish she was just fat. Looks like the troll is carrying Shia’s child in Wall Street 2. Pray to the holy shiable that the kid gets his skinny genes (yeah, u see what we did there??)
DO NOT WANT
Capshian time, anyone?
Shia is a multitasker. He can wack off and smoke cigs at the same time.
He’s just so talented.
Feel free to caption this in the comments, Shiantologists!!!
Divert your eyes, if you please, to the rather attractive lady in the middle, proudly holding her beauty contest award. Does she not bare a resemblance to SHIIAAAAAA???? It’s like the opposite of Carey Mulligan pretending to be a girl.
Thanks to Shiantologist @becca_oneal for sending this in to us. Where on earth did you find this?
With all the shit that’s going on today on the set of Troll Street 2, thought we’d provide you with a little comic relief.
Feeling any better, Shiantologists?
We wish we didn’t have to post these for you lovely folks, but it seems like The Troll has cast a trolly yukky spell on Shia causing him to believe she actually has a vagina.
