Archive for November, 2009

now this is more like it »

This is what we wanna see from Shia De La Beouf. Sexy. Happy. Single

OH FUCK NO »

Yeah, we wish she was just fat. Looks like the troll is carrying Shia’s child in Wall Street 2. Pray to the holy shiable that the kid gets his skinny genes (yeah, u see what we did there??)

oh haaalll no »

DO NOT WANT

Just for lol’s »

Capshian time, anyone?

Boop of the Day »

Speaking of Eating… »

We Love It When He Eats »

Mmmm yummy. Don’t you just love it when Shia is eating? Shia eating gallery coming soon!! Source

Itchy and Scratchy »

Shia is a multitasker. He can wack off and smoke cigs at the same time. He’s just so talented. Feel free to caption this in the comments, Shiantologists!!! Source

Shia Enters Beauty Contest »

Divert your eyes, if you please, to the rather attractive lady in the middle, proudly holding her beauty contest award. Does she not bare a resemblance to SHIIAAAAAA???? It’s like the opposite of Carey Mulligan pretending to be a girl. Thanks to Shiantologist @becca_oneal for sending this in to us. Where on earth did you [...]

Lucky Troll in Manhattan »

We wish we didn’t have to post these for you lovely folks, but it seems like The Troll has cast a trolly yukky spell on Shia causing him to believe she actually has a vagina.