OMS! Not sure what to make of this!! I think he wants us to buy his new comic books… Shiantologists when the Messhia speaks you listen!!

The comic books The Holy One speaks of are titled ‘Cyclical’ and ‘Let’s Fucking Party’ and they are both available on his (& Karolyn’s apparently lol) web-site TheCampaignBook.com. Did you order yours yet? We need a Shiantologists review ASAP!!

O and remember.. he’s watching you now on the internets…………….

Happy Fat Tuesday, Shiantologists!!! We wanna see you looking like Shia’s little friend on the right by the end of the night. She’s obviously been a busy girl today.

At this special Jewish time of year, we wanted to wish Shia and all our Jewish Shiantologists a very Happy Hanukkah!!

Over the next week we shall be presenting Shia with speshial gifts. Today’s gift? A smile.

Interesting facts about Hanukkah:

1. Did you know the ninth candle is called a sexton. Rightly so.

2. “Hanukkah” comes from the Hebrew word for “dedicashian”

HAPPY HANUKKAH TO ALL!!

Here at Shiantology, we love a bit of humor. Obvi. So naturally we L.U.V. Strutting Leo. We’ve put Leo de LaStrut in some of our favorite Shia scenes. And peed our pants in the process.

For more awesome Leo struts, visit FUCK YEAH STRUTTING LEO

We’d love to see your Shia-inspired strutting Leo pics, so send em in to us and we’ll post em. Get the original PNG here.

Ever wondered how much better your favorite TV shows would be if Shia were in them? We have.

You know you would never miss an episode of Keeping Up with the KardaSHIAns, you wouldn’t dare turn off Little People, Big Shia, and you couldn’t get enough of Shia’s Anatomy. We are personally big C:S(H)I fans.

Here’s just a sampling of how amazing it would be if Shia took over the small screen. 16 pics in the gallery, BUT, feel free you create your own and send ‘em in. You can download the Shia head we used here.

OMG. We died when we read today that Shia likes to listen to the soothing sounds of chanting Tibetan monks on his iPod when he runs, so says Star Magazine.

WERE THEY DOING THE SHIANTOLOGY CHANT???

SHIA-SHI-SHIA-AHHHH

Come on Shiantologists…. join in with the Tibetan monks… SHIA-SHI-SHI-AAHHHH

OMS! Just about died when we stumbled across this online. May possibly be the most random, yet most amazing piece of ShiArt ever created. Brett Sinclair created these 3D computerized Shia sculptures. I’m sure there’s a more technical term for these, but I couldn’t tell you what it is.

How feckin’ amazing are these, though? We like ‘drunk,’ ‘disgusted,’ and ‘silly’ Shia the best… which one is your fave?

Thanks to George from the UK for this awesome Meshiah mosiac!! Keep sending your ShiArt to shiantology@gmail.com

We just received an email from Shiantologist, Will, who says ‘Recently around my town Shia stickers or Shiatickers, as some may call them, have begun pooping up.  Here are some pictures.’

This might possibly be the most amusing thing we’ve ever seen. And we see a lot of amusing things. Some little scallywag a.k.a. die hard Shiantologist (no doubt) has been running around town booping these babies on signs! We don’t usually condone vandalism, or defacing  property, but this is genius. This isn’t defacing, it’s facing!

Come on now… which one of you did this? Because you deserve a prize. Has anyone else seen these glorious Shiatickers around their town? The sticker menace must be found and rewarded.

Thanks to @iMated