A speshial thanks to Super-Shiantologist @CharlesDiAngelo for creating this masta piece! He’s sexy and we know ittttttt.

At this special Jewish time of year, we wanted to wish Shia and all our Jewish Shiantologists a very Happy Hanukkah!!

HAPPY HANUKKAH TO ALL OF YOU AMAZING JEWS!

OMFS!! Look at the way the Messhia looks out for this fellow Shiantologist!!

At this special Jewish time of year, we wanted to wish Shia and all our Jewish Shiantologists a very Happy Hanukkah!!

Over the next week we shall be presenting Shia with speshial gifts. Today’s gift? A smile.

Interesting facts about Hanukkah:

1. Did you know the ninth candle is called a sexton. Rightly so.

2. “Hanukkah” comes from the Hebrew word for “dedicashian”

HAPPY HANUKKAH TO ALL!!

You guys, we officially f’ing did it. SHIA KNOWS. We’ve never felt so much love for Nick Cannon in our lives. This morning, Mr. Mariah Carey informed The Messhiah himself about Shiantology.com

Click HERE to listen and skip to 1:40 to pee your pants:

NICK: “Dude u have fans out there called Shiantologists”

SHIA: “Really??

NICK: “That literally WORSHIP YOU SHIA. What is that like man.”

SHIA: “Very strange, man. That’s very strange, man.”

Strange as in he wants to make sweet love to us like he wishes his mother.

Alright, time to break out the champagne, people. This is just the beginning!

Thanks to Amber for this amazing Shia GQMF! Click the pic for a larger view! Keep ‘em coming, folks! shiantology@gmail.com

If you didn’t see the GQMF’s made by yours truly make sure you check them out here!

Thanks to our friend the Sticker Bandit, Shia has gotten a wonderful Italian makeover and his making his way around the streets of Italy. It’s offishial… Shia is the new Obey Giant.

Shiantologist Deannah sent us an email this weekend and it was so random yet awesome we wanted to share.

“During the week, Tumblr held a contest of who could get the most Tumblarity: Sharks or Cats,” says Deannah. “Of course, the cats won. And it got me thinking… Which side would Shia root for? Check out these pics I made and decide for yourself.”

Pretty sure we know…

Oh Sticker Bandit, how we love thee.

The Sticker Bandit took a trip to Venice recently, and naturally, took Shia along for the advenshia of a lifetime!! Shia-in-sticker-form got to witness all the sights, sounds and smells of the beautiful Italian city. We love Shia casually situated on the bridge watching the rower on his gondola just gliding by… oh, and Shia in the wishing tree. Sounds like a book by Enid Blyton. Ahhh what a relaxing trip that must have been. Which pic is your favorite?

Good job yet again Sticker Bandit! We can always rely on you to spread the Shia love… taking over the world one city at a time!

They’re b-a-aack!!! Our favorite shiantologists, the infamous sticker bandits, hit up Six Flags this past weekend armed with their weapon of choice. SHIA STICKERS!