MISSED CONNECTSHIANS!!!!!
Just like the creepy but hilarious ones on Craigslist, but starring you and Shia LaBeouf!!! Have a look at our example and then submit your own to Shiantology@gmail.com. We’ll post our faves!!
Example:
Where: Baja Fresh.
YOU: Shia LaBeouf, dining solo with a copy of Twilight, chowing down on chicken tacos. Don’t think I didn’t see [...]