Shiantology

Sweet trailer, Michael Bay. Awesome use of your main character. Biggest waste of 2 minutes ever.

Well this just made our countries wetter. Tom Hardy will join Shia to star in Wetter Country. “The hot young acting pair will team up to make “The Wettest County in the World,” a Prohibtion-era dramatic thriller from director John Hillcoat (“The Road”), according to two people familiar with the film. LaBeouf, who had previously [...]

According to sources, wise old Michael Douglas warned Shia about getting involved with female costars, telling him “‘Do not get involved with your leading lady. Trust me. Whatever you do, don’t do that.’” Silly Shia. He never listens.

OMG!!! Shia is directing another music video….this time with Kid Cudi and Cage!!! Wayyy tooo much According to MTV, “Kid Cudi’s Man on the Moon II: The Legend of Mr. Rager drops next week, and anticipation for the project continues to grow. The hype swelled on Friday (November 5), when a picture of Cudi holding [...]

Thatta boy…..buh bye Carey, hello LMU blondey. Thoughts on his new lady friend? More importantly, thoughts on his new dark denim pants?? We guess he didn’t just ditch the Mulligan. source

Bet you weren’t expecting this today were ya? Welp ladies and gents, the day has finally come. Daily Telegraph and a shitload of UK newspapers are reporting this glorious news: Mandrake hears that the 25-year-old actress is returning to Britain after cooling her relationship with Shia LaBeouf, 24, who played her boyfriend in the film. [...]

By now, we’ve all seen the video of Sassy LaBeouf toss a lil cup o’ joe at a lurking pap from earlier this week. Well, the good folks over at Celebritology did a little stalking themselves and snagged a quick interview with Shia’s coffee victim. In a phone interview, Wilkins tells us he had only [...]

One of these things is not like the other. From the La Times: “Those close to LaBeouf have said that the 24-year-old is very interested in “College Republicans,” the comedy-drama about a young Karl Rove vying for the position of chief campus conservative under the guidance of one Lee Atwater, who’s his campaign manager. A [...]

Reunited … movie success brought Shia and his father Jeffrey back together NPG – MATRIXPHOTOS.COM In an exclushiave interview with The Sun, Shia talks money, mommy and daddy, Stevie-poo, Carey, Indie… all the ushial subjects. Nice little interview though… we espeshially like this little inpirashianal line at the end “You want a dream you can [...]

You guys, we officially f’ing did it. SHIA KNOWS. We’ve never felt so much love for Nick Cannon in our lives. This morning, Mr. Mariah Carey informed The Messhiah himself about Shiantology.com Click HERE to listen and skip to 1:40 to pee your pants: NICK: “Dude u have fans out there called Shiantologists” SHIA: “Really?? [...]