So it seems that Shia was caught dining solo this weekend at his local Sushi joint. I guess you cant eat baja fresh for every single meal. Or can u?

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Oprah-fied…. you sickos.

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Which look is your favorite? Vote for look 1, 2, or 3 in the comment sections!

Are you guys ready to smile? Check out this absolutely REDIC new video we just found of Shia taking a stroll near his home. At :45 in, something amaazing happens. Personally, we think he’s blasting Bieber’s “One Less Lonely Girl.” Whaddya guys think he’s listening to?

Do you realllyy wanna get Shiacarnated??? Are you rich? AWESOME! You should totally bid on all these Shia outfits from Transformers 2!!! Urgh, what we would give to run those shirts all over our naked bodies. GET YOUR BID ON! Which outfit is your fav?

Classroom costume

House costume

First day on campus costume

Jeans and black shirt costume

Frat party costume

Leather jacket/hoodie costume

Distressed white T costume

Distressed white T

It’s almost Christmas (seen Christmas commercials on TV already) and we’ve found the perfect gift to give Shianta Clause… these tribally wonderful sunglasses from Urban Outfitters. Let’s all get them… then when you see a Shiantologist in the street you can shialute each other.

Look at this GQMF! If you are familiar with the GQMFs then you will enjoy these… if not, you will be baffled. Either way, have fun reading these GQMFs made by us! We would really LOVE to see your Shia GQMF creashians so send ‘em in to shiantology@gmail.com and we will post the best here on Shiantology.com.

Make sure to check out GQMFs made by other Shia fans:

Amber’s GQMF

Ok, so it’s a cartoon Shia but WHO CARES? Personally we haven’t gotten around to dressing him yet… in fact we’re wondering if it might be possible to remove the undergarment. Photoshop anyone?

Dress him now! Tweet your dressed up Shia creations to http://www.twitter.com/shiantology

SHIA STYLE!

Here is a guide to recognizing your Shia…

Whether you want to spot Shia in a crowd, or want to replicate his unique sense of style, here is what you need to succeed.

1. Kawasaki hat – Keep it dark. pull it down low, hide your face.

2. Arizona Iced Tea - Of the green variety. It’s heavy on the antioxidants.

3. Plaid shirt – Blue, red, whatever, long as it’s plaid. Always. Never enough.

4. Tribal backpack – Carry this at all times and always wear BOTH shoulder straps. Don’t try to look cool… you’re wearing a frickin’ tribal backpack.

5. Parliament lights -Because the regulars are bad for your health.

6. Broken Finger – You can replicate a broken finger with a simple splint, bandage and tape. Don’t go breaking any appendages.

Here’s a work of pure geen, thanks to our twitter friend Franny.

So much Shia. Never enough.

From all of us at Shiantology, Happy Independence Day! Let’s hope if aliens attack today, they all look like this.