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Since it’s doppelganger week, we thought we’d post Shia’s doppelganger…. lil Albie Einstein! If you have any better doppelgangers send ‘em to shiantology@gmail.com

February 3, 2010 · Posted in Uncategorized  
    

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Shia has been doing a little bit of clothing reshiacling lately and we are liking it! First the Dune shirt we know and love, and now this! Shia was out and about paying a visit to the medical building and doing a little light reading…  namely Elephants on Acid and Other Bizarre Experiments by Alex Boese. Anyone read it?

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January 13, 2010 · Posted in Uncategorized  
    

Just stumbled across this on YouTube and had to share with you guys. Loving the “Shiaaa’s” that kick in around the 50 second mark. Why the F doesn’t Shia have his own cologne!? It would smell of cigarettes, AZ ice tea and sweat.

What would Shia’s cologne be called if he had one??? Leave your ideas in the comments!!

January 13, 2010 · Posted in Uncategorized  
    

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Clever Shia!

Hollywood’s hottest young actor shocked the town last December when he left WME, with sources at the time telling Nikki Finke that he planned to go without an agent (like his role model Leo DiCaprio) and rely only on his manager John Crosby and attorney Matt Saver. Well, Shia has changed his mind and signed with CAA partner Richard Lovett. LaBeouf recently wrapped Oliver Stone’s Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps, which opens in April. He’ll likely start work in May on Transformers 3.

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January 12, 2010 · Posted in Uncategorized  
    

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ok. suri but wow. win.

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December 12, 2009 · Posted in Uncategorized  
    

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We’ve been absolutely dreaming about new shia pics, and we’ve finally got some today!!!!

Donno where he’s been hiding, but he looked quite DELISH on the set of Wall Street 2 today. MMMMMM

oh yea….”she” was there too..

November 5, 2009 · Posted in Uncategorized  
    

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Apparently Shia’s been eye-fucking the shit out of some random girls on the set of Wall Street 2. This is some fantastic news on this awful Monday, eh??

“Shia was blatantly ogling a pretty brunette, and his girlfriend was standing right next to him! What a dog!”

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October 5, 2009 · Posted in Uncategorized  
    

Shia, We Love You. Even when handicapped and foreign.

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October 2, 2009 · Posted in Uncategorized  
    

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One word: Peen.

Two more words: Happy Friday.

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September 25, 2009 · Posted in Uncategorized  
    

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We just stumbled across this letter written by three members of the Transformers 2 crew and we wanted to share. As most of you probably know, Miss Megan Fox was quoted as calling Michael Bay ‘Hitler’ on set last week and these crew members have come to Michael’s defence.

“This is an open letter to all Michael Bay fans. We are three crew members that have worked with Michael for the past ten years. Last week we read the terrible article with inflammatory, truly trashing quotes by the Ms. Fox about Michael Bay. This letter is to set a few things straight.

Yes, Megan has great eyes, a tight stomach we spray with glycerin, and an awful silly Marilyn Monroe tattoo plastered on her arm that we cover up to keep the moms happy.

Michael found this shy, inexperienced girl, plucked her out of total obscurity thus giving her the biggest shot of any young actresses’ life. He told everyone around to just trust him on his choice. He granted her the starring role in Transformers, a franchise that forever changed her life; she became one of the most googled and oogled women on earth. She was famous! She was the next Angelina Jolie, hooray! Wait a minute, two of us worked with Angelina – second thought – she’s no Angelina. You see, Angelia is a professional.

Read the rest of the letter after the jump and see Michael’s response!! Whose side are you on… Megan’s, the crew’s, Michael’s? We wonder what Shia would think of all this.

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September 15, 2009 · Posted in Uncategorized  
    

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