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Um. Check out LaBeouffy the Tranny Slayer being all nice to these girls. He must be in a hella good mood.

Well, well, well… look what we have here! Thoughts/comments? Source

So it seems that Shia was caught dining solo this weekend at his local Sushi joint. I guess you cant eat baja fresh for every single meal. Or can u? source

Well this just made our countries wetter. Tom Hardy will join Shia to star in Wetter Country. “The hot young acting pair will team up to make “The Wettest County in the World,” a Prohibtion-era dramatic thriller from director John Hillcoat (“The Road”), according to two people familiar with the film. LaBeouf, who had previously [...]

A new haircut. Just trying somethin’ new, ya know!? We love the Jew fro, but we are also partial to a little Bieber mane. Look how it brings out his eyes.

Shiantologists, find out who this woman is. And exactly what she is wearing at the end of the video. SMH source

For the worlds best dad, we present the world’s best apron. Because you know Shia makes a mean tiramisu. See what else we got Shia for the Holidays here. We know we know, we spoil him.

Today we grant Shia a very speshial gift. A Malcolm in the Middle DVD Boxset. Now Shia can hang out in his own self-created “Frank Muniz-type zone” in the comfort of his own home. Perfecshian. See our other gifts to Shia here.

Today we are giving Shia the gift of escape. He is always running from the paps, and from us, so we thought we’d give him a brand new pair of running shoes. Throw those old tattered ones away, Shia. Please note that in the top pic, Shia’s shoe has clearly decided to remove itself from [...]

Wooo! Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps is out on DVD and Blu-Ray on December 21 and you can pre-order your copy now!! A Christmas gift of perfectshianal proportions.