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OUR SHIA CHANTS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!!!!!!!!!!!

Betsy — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 23:19:36 +0000

It’s been a rough couple of months over here….. and we FINALLY have something NEW to post!! FUCK YEAH.

Thank you to Shiantologist Katy for posting these never-released pics from Shia’s last Details photo shoot in the comment section. Very delish.

Now, if only we knew where the F Pho has him hidden….

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LaMFAO

Betsy — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 20:18:41 +0000

A speshial thanks to Super-Shiantologist @CharlesDiAngelo for creating this masta piece! He’s sexy and we know ittttttt.

Happy Hanukkah, Shia and Other Jews

Jen — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 17:46:54 +0000

At this special Jewish time of year, we wanted to wish Shia and all our Jewish Shiantologists a very Happy Hanukkah!!

HAPPY HANUKKAH TO ALL OF YOU AMAZING JEWS!

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?

Lauren — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 00:48:52 +0000

If you have any details on the whereabouts of this couple please send tips immediately to:

E-Mail: shiantology@gmail.com

Tweet: @shiantology

Together we can find the Messiah!

FRIDAY CAPSHIAN CONTEST

Betsy — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 20:43:33 +0000

Alright Shiantologists, here we go. Leave your best caption from this pic of Shia and T-Doggggggg (Terrance Howard) from the set of “The Company You Keep.”

Winner gets a bowl of Pho soup, whatever size your heart desires.

Shia LaBeouf: outfit repeating method actor?

Lauren — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 15:59:54 +0000

I think I figured out why Shia is always recycling clothes…… it’s not that he is lazy, doesn’t care, etc. It’s that he’s been preparing for this role in The Company You Keep his whole life! Shia went to college in this outfit, graduated college in this outfit, made out with Pho in this outfit, and now he’s stalking Redford in this outfit.

Does anyone else wish he would get snapped wearing those sexy glasses hanging off of his coat though??

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MANIAC is finally here!!

Lauren — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 17:43:05 +0000

Sooooo what does everyone think?

Return of the Pho!

Lauren — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 17:23:38 +0000

OMS Pho is back with a vengeance! Not only is she visiting our Shia in foreign land but she’s on his movie set… sitting in his chair… playing with his props… !! Alright I can’t really confirm whose chair she’s in or what props she did or did not play with… but it IS nice to see a smile on Shia’s face, right Shiantologists?

Attached are about 500 pictures of them swapping spit during Shia’s downtime on The Company You Keep. Hope you didn’t eat lunch yet!!

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VID: Shia on set!

Betsy — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 16:49:06 +0000

Shia graduates from GQMF University class of 2011!

Lauren — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 19:15:13 +0000

Good news Shiantologists!! Shia has finally graduated from college. His master? Jewfro’s. Obviously he graduated with honors.

Okay, okay… JK LAWLZ. These pics are just from Shia filming ‘The Company You Keep’ at Vancouver’s UBC campus yesterday looking all fine and stuff.

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