Shiantology

Overdosing on Shia – S.O.S.

Lauren — Sat, 19 May 2012 21:52:27 +0000

Panties dropping…. system failing……… organs dying……. carpal tunnel raging…………. THERE ARE TOO MANY NEW PICTURES!

Do you think Tom & Shia did each others hair?? Do you think Shia picks crumbs out of Tom’s grizzly beard? Is Jessica Chastain THEIR beard??

So many questions………….

Shia Forgets Bromance, Creeps Jessica Chastain’s Boobies

Lauren — Sat, 19 May 2012 21:28:08 +0000

Well. This isn’t creepy AT ALL.

Who do you think Shia likes better… Tom or Jessica???

Personally I vote Jessica…….. ginger LaBeouf babies for everyone!!

Tom + Shia = Epic Bromance??

Lauren — Sat, 19 May 2012 21:15:56 +0000

A new romance for Shia!!!! Oh I mean BROmance… whichevs. Shia even lent his beard to Tom. How can that NOT be love???

More pictures of Shia with his Lawless co-stars Tom Hardy & Jessica Chastain on Le Grand Journal below.

Cannibal? No. Salesman? Maybe……….

Lauren — Sat, 19 May 2012 21:05:42 +0000

K so Shia is in Cannes being all sorts of professhianal and sexy promoting three things: Lawless, HowardCantour.com, & trying to sell The Necessary Death of Charlie Countryman which he is currently filming in Germany or Poland or Russia or something. These are some new pics of Shia talking shop with some film bro’s and hopefully getting Charlie Countryman a nice fat payday like the boss that he is.

Have we talked about his hair yet Shiantologists?? How do you feel about it? I want to bathe in it. Swim along his shoulder length locks of love, etc. Anyone with me???

THIS HAS GOT TO BE A F’ING JOKE

Betsy — Fri, 18 May 2012 22:48:30 +0000

HOLY Shiat. Speechless. Nothing to say about this one but WOWWWWWWW. Enjoy.

#1 STUNNA

Betsy — Fri, 18 May 2012 22:32:15 +0000

OMS!!! Check out these beaaayoooooooteeeefullllll B&Ws of Shia at the premiere of his short film HowardCantour.Com at Cannes Film Festival. WE LIKEY.

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HERE WE GO!!

Betsy — Fri, 18 May 2012 17:13:26 +0000

Shout out to the hotties at Socialite Life for posting these new pics of Shia arriving in Nice for the Cannes Film Fest. That red plaid shirt is doing all sorts of things to his already sexy bod. We can’t wait for MORE pics to come from Cannes!!! Happy Friday, Shiantologists!

Brand Spanking New ‘Lawless’ Stills

Jen — Tue, 08 May 2012 18:33:21 +0000

Some bizarre Russian website just published these brand spanking new stills from Lawless, so naturally we are sharing them with you freaks!!! WHO’S EXCITED!? August 31st can’t come soon enough.

These pics make us want to eat a Shia and Tom sandwich for lunch.

OH HELLO THERE!!!!!!!

Betsy — Tue, 08 May 2012 01:57:06 +0000

Ummmm….I’m kind of loving this new look guys. Thoughts???? Also, if you want something sexy check out the bottom image. Don’t you just want to squeeze that bootie? LOL Hope this cheered up your Monday like it did ours.

OMS: LAWLESS TRAILER!!!!!!!

Betsy — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 16:30:44 +0000

Holy shiat. SHIA LOOKS AMAZING & this movie looks like it may not suck. 5 STARS!