Introducing: Missed Connectshians!!!

Submit your own to Shiantology@gmail.com. We’ll post our faves!!

Example:

Where: Baja Fresh.

YOU: Shia LaBeouf, dining solo with a copy of Twilight, chowing down on chicken tacos. Don’t think I didn’t see you pour a clear liquid from a water bottle into your diet coke.

Me: I was at the next table. As I walked past your table to get my order of chips and guac, you dropped your unicorn bookmark. I picked it up for you and you said, “thanks ma” and continued reading your book.  I was too shy to tell you how fine you were in that plaid shirt and skinny jeans.

Tell me: are you team jacob or team edward? This might make or break our relationship. Anyways, let me cut to the point. I havent stopped thinking about you and have returned to the scene of the crime 3 times a day for a week. If you read this, I’ll be in girl in the pink bikini drinking an AZ iced tea in the left corner booth.