never thought we’d say this, but we miss carey.
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According to sources, wise old Michael Douglas warned Shia about getting involved with female costars, telling him “‘Do not get involved with your leading lady. Trust me. Whatever you do, don’t do that.’”

Silly Shia. He never listens.

YES!!!!!! The return of Shia walking posts……La Messhiah went to the movies solo last night. We wonder what he saw? Legends of the Guardians?

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Thatta boy…..buh bye Carey, hello LMU blondey. Thoughts on his new lady friend? More importantly, thoughts on his new dark denim pants?? We guess he didn’t just ditch the Mulligan.

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Bet you weren’t expecting this today were ya? Welp ladies and gents, the day has finally come.

Daily Telegraph and a shitload of UK newspapers are reporting this glorious news:

Mandrake hears that the 25-year-old actress is returning to Britain after cooling her relationship with Shia LaBeouf, 24, who played her boyfriend in the film.

“I’m moving back to England: it’s a long story,” she told friends at the premiere of her latest film, Never Let Me Go, in the West End of London.

When I asked the actress, who was a boarder at Woldingham School, in Surrey, why she was returning just a few months after she had professed her love for New York, she was demure. “I am spending some more time here at the moment,” she said. “Just spending time with my family, really.

Is this why Shia’s been in such a bad mood lately??? Is this why we are in such a good mood today and for eternity???

Looks like big bad shia has finally learned how to pronounce Epitome.

Can we pls discuss the sunglasses. Just stop it Shia. Just Stop.

The messhiah: lover of british ass, az iced tea, reindeer sweaters, epitomes, impregnating us with his eyes, and HOWARD STERN.

Can we talk about Shia overload? Welp….I just got back from seeing Wall Street 2 (more on that fierce lil puppy in a seperate post tomorrow) and saw these new pics of the Messiah and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley on the Trannies 3 set. *~Shianday Funday indeed*~

Who do you prefer: Sam Witwicky or Jacob Moore? Or naked tied to your bed? Tell us, you sexy fucks!

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DONT MIND THE UNCONTOLLABLE LAUGHTER AT 3:40. or mind the shit out of it. Our obsession continues to grow. How that’s possible…..we do not know or wish to question.

Thoughts on Wall Street 2???? Leave ‘em below!!!