Shiantology

Thanks Alice for alerting us to these new pics. And also, you suck for alerting us to these [ JK- kinda  ]. UGH WHY IS SHE THERE. Thoughts, Shiantologists?

Just in case you wanted to see this again, but with Melana Scantlin at E! News describing what you are seeing. Happy New Year Shiantologists!

Well, well, well… look what we have here! Thoughts/comments? Source

So, according to Just Jared they were holding hands at lunch….so we guess this lil asian chica is his girlfriend? We dont’ understand YOU, boy! source

Here’s shia getting in his car after a night out at the Red Lion Bar in Silverlake. With that jew mane, he fits right in. (PS- is that the asian sensation from breakfast?? sneaky sneaky) source

Shiantologists, find out who this woman is. And exactly what she is wearing at the end of the video. SMH source

When comparing his on-screen relationship with Carey to his relationships in his previous movies, Shia says “I’m usually running from Aliens.” We see no difference. Source

FUCK. OUR. LIVES. Today is a sad day in Shiantology history. We’ve been ignoring the shit out of the “carey is shia’s girlfriend” rumors for the last month, but we finally think it’s time to accept it. Accept as in pray to the heavenly shia peen that this will end by the time we finish [...]

Variety is reporting that Susan Sarandon is in negotiashians to join Wall  Street 2 as Shia’s mom!! They were caught kissing and cuddling in NYC but of course the paps never got pics of that. OMS, they are totally gonna sing Ain’t No Mountain High Enough and dance around his bedroom. Totes. Source