Shiantology

According to sources, wise old Michael Douglas warned Shia about getting involved with female costars, telling him “‘Do not get involved with your leading lady. Trust me. Whatever you do, don’t do that.’” Silly Shia. He never listens.

OH. MY. GOD. If i were a pap, i would steer clear of the labeoufster. he’s making it rain coffee on da streets and no one is safe. Thoughts? Does Shia need to simmer?

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Another boring wall street 2 interview. we’re not sure what happens, for all u know he gets naked and flashes his peen mid way through becuase we fell asleep after 4 seconds. take your chances, shiantologists.

Looks like big bad shia has finally learned how to pronounce Epitome. Can we pls discuss the sunglasses. Just stop it Shia. Just Stop.

DONT MIND THE UNCONTOLLABLE LAUGHTER AT 3:40. or mind the shit out of it. Our obsession continues to grow. How that’s possible…..we do not know or wish to question. Thoughts on Wall Street 2???? Leave ‘em below!!!

Today is the day we have all been waiting for!!! Wall Street 2: Shia Money Never Sleeps is officially in theaters across our wonderful nation TODAY!!!!!!!!!! We want your reviews, people!! To prepare yourselves for 2 hours of Shiagasms, we suggest looking at all the pics from the NYC premiere. WE ARE SO EXSHIATED!!!!!!!

“He’s the ep-it-tome of strength. He’s a wolf.” Oh…. we forgive you shia. You’re still the ep-it-tome of SEXY GQMF. source

UPDATE: FULL VIDEO! So many classic Shia interview moves…the clap when he walks on, the witty banter with Reeg, the sarcasm….LOVE LOVE LOVE. Three days till Wall Street 2 hits theaters!!!

Here we go peeps!!! The first pics from tonight’s NYC premiere of Wall Street 2. How delish does our man look??? Leave your thoughts in the comment section! 4 more days till it hits the big screen! source