CAPSHIAN CONTEST »

Leave your creative capshians in the comments, shiantologists!! Be as nice or mean as you want. We don’t judge.

Shia Booping in NYC »

Oh just look at that ultimate boop. Just look. Shia went on a mandate (too mean?) with his Wall Street 2 co-star, what’s her name in NYC. He looks riveted by her conversashian. Source

New Hat. New Jeans. New Shirt. »

SIKE!!!!!!! Check out Shi Shi walking around in the Big Apple carrying books and shiz. Can’t tell if the Shiantology manual is in that pile. Source