Shiantology

Shia is a multitasker. He can wack off and smoke cigs at the same time. He’s just so talented. Feel free to caption this in the comments, Shiantologists!!! Source

There were rumors spreading like WILD FIRE that Shia was eye fucking other lasses while on set in NYC. Maybe that explains the huge peen. However, it turns out it’s co-star Michael Douglas that is the object of Shia’s affecshians… as proven here in these here images, in which Mikey poo lovingly sneaks his hand [...]

One word: Peen. Two more words: Happy Friday. Source