Just your typical Thursday afternoon. Dropping by Al Pacino’s house, script in hand, rocking the grey skinnies and plaid. Oh my Shia…
Sexy as fuck? Or Sexy as fuck??
Ummm…and BTW – check out emile hirsch in the background. what is going on here!!
YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!! Brand spankin new pics of the Messiah, scruff and all, strutting his stuff through LAX yesterday. We like. We like ALOT.
Here is a guide to recognizing your Shia…
Whether you want to spot Shia in a crowd, or want to replicate his unique sense of style, here is what you need to succeed.
1. Kawasaki hat – Keep it dark. pull it down low, hide your face.
2. Arizona Iced Tea - Of the green variety. It’s heavy on the antioxidants.
3. Plaid shirt – Blue, red, whatever, long as it’s plaid. Always. Never enough.
4. Tribal backpack – Carry this at all times and always wear BOTH shoulder straps. Don’t try to look cool… you’re wearing a frickin’ tribal backpack.
5. Parliament lights -Because the regulars are bad for your health.
6. Broken Finger – You can replicate a broken finger with a simple splint, bandage and tape. Don’t go breaking any appendages.
