Shiantology

Holy balls!! Praise be to Shia in his tighty whities. Thanks to Alida for sending this in to us.

The longest relationship Shia has ever had.

It’s Trannies 3 photo call time so you know what that means. Shia’s bustin’ out the gray cardigan! Epic side by side (by side) coming up. Source

These new pics of Shia and Karolyn gives us the giggs because it looks like they can’t quite find each other. In fact, Pho may very well have been photo shopped into this pic. Don’t his arms look sexay? Source

Oh these are just the most glorious thing we’ve seen all day. Although a friend of ours saw a little boy pee on the floor in Steve Madden, so had we seen that also, these photos would be the second most glorious thing we’ve seen all day. We know Shia hates the paps, but without [...]

YUM. source

Call Pho, so she can make it juicy for ya. SICK. source

We really have no words to say about this. But we’re sure you do. Source

Happy Monday Shiantologists!!! Here are some marvelous pics of an (almost) shirtless Shia out and about yesterday. While the hair makes us slightly nauseas, we still want to lick his chest. Source

Can you spot Shia in this photo from the set of The Wettest County? Thanks to CBGFilm for tweeting this pic.