Shiantology

Is that a smile on Shia’s face? We think it just might be! We love when Shia wears his weird and wonderful wooly sweaters. Source

Where the F is he going that he needs to fill up his gas tank every day?? Does he just drive around in the middle of the night??? We want your thoughts, Shiantologists, where does shia go at night??? besides your bedrooms, stop it. source

This is by FAR the sexiest we’ve ever seen Shia. Don’t even TRY to argue us on this one. Good day. source

Looks like Shi-Shi-Shia has a new lil project in da works. He was spotted reading a script for the upcoming movie, Only God Forgives, from Drive director Nicolas Winding (a-ling-dong) Refn and it looks like he treated himself to a brand new iPhone. I guess that means we’re not BBM friends anymore. Source

Oh shi shi, you so sills… source

Cage just posted this pic of himself, Kid Cudi, and Mister Shia indulging in a lil (or very large) smoke sesh. Oh my shia.. source

Thatta boy…..buh bye Carey, hello LMU blondey. Thoughts on his new lady friend? More importantly, thoughts on his new dark denim pants?? We guess he didn’t just ditch the Mulligan. source

Can we talk about Shia overload? Welp….I just got back from seeing Wall Street 2 (more on that fierce lil puppy in a seperate post tomorrow) and saw these new pics of the Messiah and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley on the Trannies 3 set. *~Shianday Funday indeed*~ Who do you prefer: Sam Witwicky or Jacob Moore? Or [...]

DONT MIND THE UNCONTOLLABLE LAUGHTER AT 3:40. or mind the shit out of it. Our obsession continues to grow. How that’s possible…..we do not know or wish to question. Thoughts on Wall Street 2???? Leave ‘em below!!!

Seems like Modern Family‘s Sofia Vergara and the gool ol pappers have a bit in common — They can’t pronounce Shia’s name right. We demand an immediate apology, Sofi dahling. And a guest appearance by Shia on ze Modern Fam.