Shiantology

Shia the cavemen was spotted looking classy as fuck leaving the premiere of  ”Born Villain”, a short film directed by LaBeouf and starring Marilyn Manson, in LA last night with the Phomeister. Looks like she got the spit off her face. Whether or not you believe the report of Friday’s incident, this was quite the weekend [...]

What do you think about Shia’s new ‘do?

Another boring wall street 2 interview. we’re not sure what happens, for all u know he gets naked and flashes his peen mid way through becuase we fell asleep after 4 seconds. take your chances, shiantologists.

DONT MIND THE UNCONTOLLABLE LAUGHTER AT 3:40. or mind the shit out of it. Our obsession continues to grow. How that’s possible…..we do not know or wish to question. Thoughts on Wall Street 2???? Leave ‘em below!!!

Seems like Modern Family‘s Sofia Vergara and the gool ol pappers have a bit in common — They can’t pronounce Shia’s name right. We demand an immediate apology, Sofi dahling. And a guest appearance by Shia on ze Modern Fam.

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VIDEO: Shia goofs around with screaming fangirls in the local Chicago Starbucks.

Are you guys ready to smile? Check out this absolutely REDIC new video we just found of Shia taking a stroll near his home. At :45 in, something amaazing happens. Personally, we think he’s blasting Bieber’s “One Less Lonely Girl.” Whaddya guys think he’s listening to?

For those of you in sour moods about the whole girlfriend thing, here’s something to cheer you up we found on YouTube. This made our day!

Shia is a busy boy. Shia drinks coffee. Shia smokes parlies. Shia chats with Mr. Pap. Shia dines with OLIVER STONE AND JOSH BROLIN TO DISCUSS SEXY THANGS. **ps we hear he drank red wine and ordered the filet at Locanda Portofino, an Italian grub hub on Santa Monica’s Montana Avenue** source