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It’s been a rough couple of months over here….. and we FINALLY have something NEW to post!! FUCK YEAH. Thank you to Shiantologist Katy for posting these never-released pics from Shia’s last Details photo shoot in the comment section. Very delish. Now, if only we knew where the F Pho has him hidden…. Pin It

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Alright Shiantologists, here we go. Leave your best caption from this pic of Shia and T-Doggggggg (Terrance Howard) from the set of “The Company You Keep.” Winner gets a bowl of Pho soup, whatever size your heart desires.

I think I figured out why Shia is always recycling clothes…… it’s not that he is lazy, doesn’t care, etc. It’s that he’s been preparing for this role in The Company You Keep his whole life! Shia went to college in this outfit, graduated college in this outfit, made out with Pho in this outfit, [...]

Sooooo what does everyone think?

OMS Pho is back with a vengeance! Not only is she visiting our Shia in foreign land but she’s on his movie set… sitting in his chair… playing with his props… !! Alright I can’t really confirm whose chair she’s in or what props she did or did not play with… but it IS nice [...]

Good news Shiantologists!! Shia has finally graduated from college. His master? Jewfro’s. Obviously he graduated with honors. Okay, okay… JK LAWLZ. These pics are just from Shia filming ‘The Company You Keep’ at Vancouver’s UBC campus yesterday looking all fine and stuff. SOURCE

In need of a Shia pick me up? Thankfully the students of UBC in Vancouver have gotcha back Shiantologists… here’s Shia working for that cash money with new lady co-star Brit Marling for The Company You Keep. Nice to see him back at work and not at the bar, no?? SOURCE

Is that a smile on Shia’s face? We think it just might be! We love when Shia wears his weird and wonderful wooly sweaters. Source