Shiantology

Panties dropping…. system failing……… organs dying……. carpal tunnel raging…………. THERE ARE TOO MANY NEW PICTURES! Do you think Tom & Shia did each others hair?? Do you think Shia picks crumbs out of Tom’s grizzly beard? Is Jessica Chastain THEIR beard?? So many questions………….

Well. This isn’t creepy AT ALL. Who do you think Shia likes better… Tom or Jessica??? Personally I vote Jessica…….. ginger LaBeouf babies for everyone!!

A new romance for Shia!!!! Oh I mean BROmance… whichevs. Shia even lent his beard to Tom. How can that NOT be love??? More pictures of Shia with his Lawless co-stars Tom Hardy & Jessica Chastain on Le Grand Journal below.

K so Shia is in Cannes being all sorts of professhianal and sexy promoting three things: Lawless, HowardCantour.com, & trying to sell The Necessary Death of Charlie Countryman which he is currently filming in Germany or Poland or Russia or something. These are some new pics of Shia talking shop with some film bro’s and [...]

                                                HOLY Shiat. Speechless. Nothing to say about this one but WOWWWWWWW. Enjoy.

OMS!!! Check out these beaaayoooooooteeeefullllll B&Ws of Shia at the premiere of his short film HowardCantour.Com at Cannes Film Festival. WE LIKEY. source 

Shout out to the hotties at Socialite Life for posting these new pics of Shia arriving in Nice for the Cannes Film Fest. That red plaid shirt is doing all sorts of things to his already sexy bod. We can’t wait for MORE pics to come from Cannes!!! Happy Friday, Shiantologists!

Some bizarre Russian website just published these brand spanking new stills from Lawless, so naturally we are sharing them with you freaks!!! WHO’S EXCITED!? August 31st can’t come soon enough. These pics make us want to eat a Shia and Tom sandwich for lunch.

Ummmm….I’m kind of loving this new look guys. Thoughts???? Also, if you want something sexy check out the bottom image. Don’t you just want to squeeze that bootie? LOL Hope this cheered up your Monday like it did ours.

Holy shiat. SHIA LOOKS AMAZING & this movie looks like it may not suck. 5 STARS!