WHY. »

Thanks Alice for alerting us to these new pics. And also, you suck for alerting us to these [ JK- kinda  ]. UGH WHY IS SHE THERE. Thoughts, Shiantologists?

BLINDED BY LALIGHT »

Check out these new pics of Shia dining at Greenblatts in Los Angeles (The Messhiah’s fave place to hang with his fellow scruffy-haired Jewish homies). Thoughts on the hair? source

Capshian Contest »

We are dying. We know you are too, trust us. It’s been over two weeks since new Shia pics/videos and it’s starting to get  OLD. Let’s spice things up here at Shiantology.com by doing a good ol’  Capshian Contest. So, what’s Shia thinkin? Leave your caption in the comment section. For the full set of [...]

WUT. »

So, according to Just Jared they were holding hands at lunch….so we guess this lil asian chica is his girlfriend? We dont’ understand YOU, boy! source

Ladies…He’s backkkkk!!! »

YES!!!!!! The return of Shia walking posts……La Messhiah went to the movies solo last night. We wonder what he saw? Legends of the Guardians? source

shia’s BFF paparazzo speaks!! »

By now, we’ve all seen the video of Sassy LaBeouf toss a lil cup o’ joe at a lurking pap from earlier this week. Well, the good folks over at Celebritology did a little stalking themselves and snagged a quick interview with Shia’s coffee victim. In a phone interview, Wilkins tells us he had only [...]

wall street 2 premiere picshias!! »

Here we go peeps!!! The first pics from tonight’s NYC premiere of Wall Street 2. How delish does our man look??? Leave your thoughts in the comment section! 4 more days till it hits the big screen! source

Ring The Alarm! »

Shia, Carey, and Josh Brolin (WTF IS THAT FACIAL HAIR?!?!) suited up for the ringing of the NASDAQ bell this morning in New York City to promote Wall Street 2. Word on the Shiantology block is that the NYC premiere got changed to tonight, so make sure to check back in the am for some [...]

DIS BIG. »

new pictures from the trannies set! can’t believe he’s still filming, that meany michael bay is keeping our man biz! source

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES »

Check out these outrageous new Wall Street 2 stills. Only 24 long lonely days to go!!!!! Which one is your fave? source