Shia, sweetie, what is wrong???? It is just us or does he look like he’s about to bawl his eyes out? This is an expreshian we haven’t seen before!
New backpack? While he’s in NYC he should pick up some new kicks, a new shirt, possibly a new pair of jeans but that might be pushing [...]

It’s almost Christmas (seen Christmas commercials on TV already) and we’ve found the perfect gift to give Shianta Clause… these tribally wonderful sunglasses from Urban Outfitters. Let’s all get them… then when you see a Shiantologist in the street you can shialute each other.

Here is a guide to recognizing your Shia…
Whether you want to spot Shia in a crowd, or want to replicate his unique sense of style, here is what you need to succeed.
1. Kawasaki hat – Keep it dark. pull it down low, hide your face.
2. Arizona Iced Tea – Of the green variety. It’s heavy [...]