Shia, sweetie, what is wrong???? It is just us or does he look like he’s about to bawl his eyes out? This is an expreshian we haven’t seen before!

New backpack? While he’s in NYC he should pick up some new kicks, a new shirt, possibly a new pair of jeans but that might be pushing it.  What would you like to see Shia wearing around Manhattan?

Photos by INF

It’s almost Christmas (seen Christmas commercials on TV already) and we’ve found the perfect gift to give Shianta Clause… these tribally wonderful sunglasses from Urban Outfitters. Let’s all get them… then when you see a Shiantologist in the street you can shialute each other.

Here is a guide to recognizing your Shia…

Whether you want to spot Shia in a crowd, or want to replicate his unique sense of style, here is what you need to succeed.

1. Kawasaki hat – Keep it dark. pull it down low, hide your face.

2. Arizona Iced Tea - Of the green variety. It’s heavy on the antioxidants.

3. Plaid shirt – Blue, red, whatever, long as it’s plaid. Always. Never enough.

4. Tribal backpack – Carry this at all times and always wear BOTH shoulder straps. Don’t try to look cool… you’re wearing a frickin’ tribal backpack.

5. Parliament lights -Because the regulars are bad for your health.

6. Broken Finger – You can replicate a broken finger with a simple splint, bandage and tape. Don’t go breaking any appendages.