Shiantology

Do you think Shia is getting a little too close to this curly-haired blonde girl for a guy who’s meant to be in a relashianship? Pho sho. P.S(hia) is that hat glued to his head?

Here, we learn shia dont likey no wires. Very questionable for a man to wear such a thing, shiantologists. source

What do you think about Shia’s new ‘do?

Enjoy, sweet sweet Shiantologists. source

You can’t see much, but what kind of Shiantologists would we be if we didn’t share this with you? Bad ones, that’s what.

At least Shia didn’t throw a mf’ing cup of coffee at him. Messiah doesn’t like being followed, annoying papper with awful english accent!

Shiantologists, find out who this woman is. And exactly what she is wearing at the end of the video. SMH source

Woo! Happy Sunday! Here’s a brand spanking new video of Shia eating out at a restaurant in LA. Please note his precision with the knife and the prolonged syrup pouring. Yummy. Thanks to Kayla for the heads up.

This is an odd interview. It’s like a random dude bumped into Shia in a stairwell, threw his Flipcam at a 10-year-old passer by and said “SHOOT KID, SHOOT.” We appreciate it though, so spanks.