Yes, yes, yes, and YES. Shia went out grocery shopping today in Los Angeles and Carey was no where to be found. And he’s back to his old tricks — grey skinnys, check. white nikes, check. fave bless you boys shirt, check. scruffs, fuck yes check.
What do u think he got? Besides chocolate syrup and strawberries, that is.
Just your typical Thursday afternoon. Dropping by Al Pacino’s house, script in hand, rocking the grey skinnies and plaid. Oh my Shia…
Sexy as fuck? Or Sexy as fuck??
Ummm…and BTW – check out emile hirsch in the background. what is going on here!!
Ohhhhh just when we thought the weekend was over, new pics show up!! hollllaaaa!!!!!!
let us count the good things in this pic, shall we???
1) shorts. showing off the legs. confidence is key.
2) he is alone. speaking of alone, please stop saying that him and carey are engaged in the comments. we love all you shiantologists but that crazy talk needs to stop.
3) the scruff. we only have a few months left of this before he has to start promoting this summer’s biggest hit, Wall Street 2. appreciate. print it out on ur wall. put it on your bathroom mirror. we dont judge.
4) the dune shirt? the backwards kawasaki cap? you guys, this is like your classic throwback shia. we have a good feeling about 2010.
Another cast on the hand?? and a volcano kit?? is this some sex game we dont know about?? what is going on ??????
This is what we wanna see from Shia De La Beouf. Sexy. Happy. Single 
Leading online dating websites Date.com, Matchmaker.com, and Amor.com asked a bunch of female members of the sites…
“If you’re thinking about a celebrity during sex with your partner, which one are you fantasizing about?”
WAIT HOLD THE PHONE… Don’t take these results too seriously… after all, these are women WITH NO PARTNERS… THEY ARE SIGNED UP TO DATING WEB SITES.
Following are the complete results:
Robert Pattinson: 27.8%
George Clooney: 25.0%
Brad Pitt: 13.9%
Shia LaBeouf: 11.1%
Patrick Dempsey: 8.3%
Bradley Cooper: 5.6%
Ryan Seacrest: 3.8%
Taye Diggs: 2.5%
Jake Gyllenhaal: 2.0%
Chace Crawford: 0.0%
Almost 4% of women think about Ryan Seacrest but 0% think about Chace Crawford!? WTF!?
1.2.3.GO!!
FUCK.
OUR.
LIVES.
Today is a sad day in Shiantology history. We’ve been ignoring the shit out of the “carey is shia’s girlfriend” rumors for the last month, but we finally think it’s time to accept it. Accept as in pray to the heavenly shia peen that this will end by the time we finish typing this utterly disgusting post.
Feast your crying, sad puppy eyes on these new pics of Shia + The Mulls checking out the Irish Hunger Memorial in NYC snapped by a fellow tourist. No paps around and they are holding hands. At least she’s letting him wear the skinnies.
Guys, how do you feel? We’ll be at the bar.
Shiantologist Callum Hugh sent us this awesome movie poster. The only question is, when does it come out and where can we buy pre-sale tix???
