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FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! New shia pics!! It’s been ages since we’ve seen Shia walking around his hood in the Valley, so this means he must be on a break or done with taking pictures with small children on the set of Wettest County In The World. And,hmmm, it looks like Shia is feelin good!! What is not [...]

Shiantologists, feast yo prettay little eyes on these new stills from Trannies 3, released today! We thought we had seen the last of Shia in a suit after Wall Street 2, but BOY WERE WE WRONG. We. Like. Thoughts?? Share ‘em below, you know the drill.. source

Thanks Alice for alerting us to these new pics. And also, you suck for alerting us to these [ JK- kinda  ]. UGH WHY IS SHE THERE. Thoughts, Shiantologists?

“Must stretch out mah dear foot on this here pole.” Enjoy these new pics!! source

Here are some post-arrest teddy bear tshirt pics. We see what you did there, boy. And we likey. source

Check out these new pics of Shia dining at Greenblatts in Los Angeles (The Messhiah’s fave place to hang with his fellow scruffy-haired Jewish homies). Thoughts on the hair? source

So, according to Just Jared they were holding hands at lunch….so we guess this lil asian chica is his girlfriend? We dont’ understand YOU, boy! source

Here’s shia getting in his car after a night out at the Red Lion Bar in Silverlake. With that jew mane, he fits right in. (PS- is that the asian sensation from breakfast?? sneaky sneaky) source

At least Shia didn’t throw a mf’ing cup of coffee at him. Messiah doesn’t like being followed, annoying papper with awful english accent!

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