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Awesome news to start your Fridays, dear Shiantologists! According To Deadline, Mikey Bay has decided to move up the release date of Transformers 3: Dark of The Moon to Wednesday, June 29th from Friday, July 1st!! The studio’s big Summer 2011 blockbuster will open day and date in all markets except China and Japan on that new date. “Early response [...]

FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! New shia pics!! It’s been ages since we’ve seen Shia walking around his hood in the Valley, so this means he must be on a break or done with taking pictures with small children on the set of Wettest County In The World. And,hmmm, it looks like Shia is feelin good!! What is not [...]

Shiantologists, feast yo prettay little eyes on these new stills from Trannies 3, released today! We thought we had seen the last of Shia in a suit after Wall Street 2, but BOY WERE WE WRONG. We. Like. Thoughts?? Share ‘em below, you know the drill.. source

Thanks Alice for alerting us to these new pics. And also, you suck for alerting us to these [ JK- kinda  ]. UGH WHY IS SHE THERE. Thoughts, Shiantologists?

“Must stretch out mah dear foot on this here pole.” Enjoy these new pics!! source

Here are some post-arrest teddy bear tshirt pics. We see what you did there, boy. And we likey. source

Check out these new pics of Shia dining at Greenblatts in Los Angeles (The Messhiah’s fave place to hang with his fellow scruffy-haired Jewish homies). Thoughts on the hair? source

So, according to Just Jared they were holding hands at lunch….so we guess this lil asian chica is his girlfriend? We dont’ understand YOU, boy! source