Shiantology

Here’s shia getting in his car after a night out at the Red Lion Bar in Silverlake. With that jew mane, he fits right in. (PS- is that the asian sensation from breakfast?? sneaky sneaky) source

At least Shia didn’t throw a mf’ing cup of coffee at him. Messiah doesn’t like being followed, annoying papper with awful english accent!

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For the worlds best dad, we present the world’s best apron. Because you know Shia makes a mean tiramisu. See what else we got Shia for the Holidays here. We know we know, we spoil him.

Cage just posted this pic of himself, Kid Cudi, and Mister Shia indulging in a lil (or very large) smoke sesh. Oh my shia.. source

Watch out people of Los Angeles! Shia is back in town after wrapping Trannies 3, and he’s apparently being a naughty lil boy and blocking people into their parking spaces. Like Rihanna says, “Call me Rude boy boy boy boy”

So, apparently Malcom in the Middle “star” Frankie Muniz thought his daily google search for himself was getting depressing, so he decided to take a swab at A-list movie star Shia LaBeouf on Twitter yesterday. So this is is the story. On Wednesday, before Nick Cannon and Shia discussed Shiantology on the radio, Nick brought [...]

You guys, we officially f’ing did it. SHIA KNOWS. We’ve never felt so much love for Nick Cannon in our lives. This morning, Mr. Mariah Carey informed The Messhiah himself about Shiantology.com Click HERE to listen and skip to 1:40 to pee your pants: NICK: “Dude u have fans out there called Shiantologists” SHIA: “Really?? [...]

Looks like big bad shia has finally learned how to pronounce Epitome. Can we pls discuss the sunglasses. Just stop it Shia. Just Stop.

Seems like Modern Family‘s Sofia Vergara and the gool ol pappers have a bit in common — They can’t pronounce Shia’s name right. We demand an immediate apology, Sofi dahling. And a guest appearance by Shia on ze Modern Fam.