Shiantology – For Shia LaBeouf Fans

Shiantologist Callum Hugh sent us this awesome movie poster. The only question is, when does it come out and where can we buy pre-sale tix???

They’re b-a-aack!!! Our favorite shiantologists, the infamous sticker bandits, hit up Six Flags this past weekend armed with their weapon of choice. SHIA STICKERS!

Man, where the eff was shia tonight?! He skipped out on the Teen Choice Awards hosted by those curley haired menace brothers and was missing in action.

Oh, but we know he has a geen excuse.. Here are 10 perfectly adequate ones :

1. sticking pins into his frankie jonas voodoo doll at home
2. sipping apple martinis and getting mani pedis with mom shayna
3. catching up on his guilty pleasure- abc families “the secret life of the american teenager”
4. penning his novel called “why walking is better”
5. sewing up all the holes in his tshirts and tye dying a hoodie
6. sunday night movie night with sam ronson- she gives him the best relationship advice.
7. trying to draw the perfect uniform. he is SOCLOSE.
8. searching shayna’s hair for head lice. (picture this is your head and smile)
9. he hasnt left the bed since he found out paula wont be returning to idol”
10. doing kim kardashian “fit in your jeans by friday” dvd – he just loves the way it makes his booty feel the next day

These are just thoughts..we havent thought too much about it……

Where do you think he was?!?! Share your own ideas in the comment. Hail shia!

Old school Shiantologists will remember this image. But in light of recent events, we thought we’d repost. Does this help, or make Shiantology more confusing? Either way, we don’t care! We love you all! Time for the SHIA CHANTTT!!! GO!

It’s a one time thing. Please leave your questions for the messhiah in the comments. He’ll get back to a lucky few.