Shiantologist Callum Hugh sent us this awesome movie poster. The only question is, when does it come out and where can we buy pre-sale tix???

They’re b-a-aack!!! Our favorite shiantologists, the infamous sticker bandits, hit up Six Flags this past weekend armed with their weapon of choice. SHIA STICKERS!

Man, where the eff was shia tonight?! He skipped out on the Teen Choice Awards hosted by those curley haired menace brothers and was missing in action.
Oh, but we know he has a geen excuse.. Here are 10 perfectly adequate ones :
1. sticking pins into his frankie jonas voodoo doll at home
2. sipping apple martinis [...]

Old school Shiantologists will remember this image. But in light of recent events, we thought we’d repost. Does this help, or make Shiantology more confusing? Either way, we don’t care! We love you all! Time for the SHIA CHANTTT!!! GO!

It’s a one time thing. Please leave your questions for the messhiah in the comments. He’ll get back to a lucky few.