They see me rollin’
They hatin’
Patrollin’
And tryin. to catch me ridin. dirty.

-Actor Shia LaBeouf The Great Messiah 8/11/2011

Thanks to Shiantologist “Shia-Fan” for the link to the pics!

…..and we’re done.

This is by FAR the sexiest we’ve ever seen Shia. Don’t even TRY to argue us on this one. Good day.

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Here are some post-arrest teddy bear tshirt pics. We see what you did there, boy. And we likey.

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So it seems that Shia was caught dining solo this weekend at his local Sushi joint. I guess you cant eat baja fresh for every single meal. Or can u?

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One of these things is not like the other.

From the La Times:

“Those close to LaBeouf have said that the 24-year-old is very interested in “College Republicans,” the comedy-drama about a young Karl Rove vying for the position of chief campus conservative under the guidance of one Lee Atwater, who’s his campaign manager. A lot of actors have expressed interest in either of the two lead parts — Wes Jones’ script, set up at “Beaver” producer Anonymous Content, has been a hot commodity in recent months and will likely end up high on the year-end Black List — and LaBeouf is said to be among the actors who wants in. (There’s officially no director yet, though Richard Linklater’s name has surfaced, which means the recently studio-minded LaBeouf would be working with one of the forefathers of the modern indie movement.)

A part in “Republicans” would be a milestone of sorts. For one thing, it would be a more meaty part — he’s never played a well-known political or historical figure. LaBeouf also hasn’t had a leading role in a major comedy in his film career. That’s kind of hard to believe given his likability among younger women, but since he vaulted to megastardom about four years ago, most of the movies he’s made have been thrillers (“Disturbia,” “Eagle Eye”) or action franchises (“Transformers,” “Indiana Jones”). If there’s comedy in his movies at all, it usually passes quickly while alien robots are exploding around him.

That’s striking, and a bit of a conspicuous hole, for a star who’s often compared to Tom Hanks. Hanks had diversified into “Big” and “The Bachelor Party” at a comparable point in his career. While LaBeouf’s intensity might seem to militate against comedy, at the beginning of his career goofy was pretty much all he did (starring as the practical-joker younger sibling on the Disney Channel hit “Even Stevens.” For an, um, reminder, check out the clip below.)

A star like LaBeouf is in an enviable position. He pretty much has the clout to star in any film he pleases, and get a costar and director he approves of along with it. For actors with similar carte blanche, this can mean repeated trips to the action-movie cash register (Tom Cruise, for a certain part of his career) or leveraging that power into quirky roles in passion projects (Matt Damon and Brad Pitt, at their most recent stages). LaBeouf is still young enough to decide which way he wants to go. But he may want to make up his mind soon — there’s another crop of even younger male stars coming  up right behind him.”

Thoughts, Shiantologists? Would you like Shia to age 40 years and gain 50 pounds. Sounds super sexy.

Another boring wall street 2 interview. we’re not sure what happens, for all u know he gets naked and flashes his peen mid way through becuase we fell asleep after 4 seconds. take your chances, shiantologists.

So, apparently Malcom in the Middle “star” Frankie Muniz thought his daily google search for himself was getting depressing, so he decided to take a swab at A-list movie star Shia LaBeouf on Twitter yesterday.

So this is is the story. On Wednesday, before Nick Cannon and Shia discussed Shiantology on the radio, Nick brought up the fact that Shia’s been making brilliant movie choices and is a legit movie star. Shia reminded Nick that he has simply just made wise choices growing up, and could be easily replaced in his movies with another 90′s teen star like good ol’ Frankers.

Frankie peed his pants when he heard Shia say his name and decided to cry to his 10 Twitter followers (his mom, dad, and 8 10 year old girls he paid), saying “Dear Shia Labeouf. It’s getting creepy the fact that you can’t stop talking about me. It’s been 12 years now. I don’t know you. Thanks.”

Frankie. Suriously, dont be jealous you don’t have your own cult following. Muniztianity would never take off. Go back to drumming in your little band.

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