By Betsy on Oct 1, 2010 in Uncategorized | 18 Comments
So, apparently Malcom in the Middle “star” Frankie Muniz thought his daily google search for himself was getting depressing, so he decided to take a swab at A-list movie star Shia LaBeouf on Twitter yesterday. So this is is the story. On Wednesday, before Nick Cannon and Shia discussed Shiantology on the radio, Nick brought [...]
By Shiantology on Sep 29, 2010 in Fellow Shiantologists, News | 9 Comments
You guys, we officially f’ing did it. SHIA KNOWS. We’ve never felt so much love for Nick Cannon in our lives. This morning, Mr. Mariah Carey informed The Messhiah himself about Shiantology.com Click HERE to listen and skip to 1:40 to pee your pants: NICK: “Dude u have fans out there called Shiantologists” SHIA: “Really?? [...]
By Betsy on Sep 28, 2010 in News, Videos | 1 Comment
The messhiah: lover of british ass, az iced tea, reindeer sweaters, epitomes, impregnating us with his eyes, and HOWARD STERN.
By Betsy on Sep 24, 2010 in News, Videos | 4 Comments
Seems like Modern Family‘s Sofia Vergara and the gool ol pappers have a bit in common — They can’t pronounce Shia’s name right. We demand an immediate apology, Sofi dahling. And a guest appearance by Shia on ze Modern Fam.
By Betsy on Sep 20, 2010 in Videos | 0 Comments
Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy Only four more days till we see our man on the big screen again! For more, check out a long ass article at the source!
By Betsy on Oct 12, 2009 in Movie Posters | 9 Comments
Shiantologist Callum Hugh sent us this awesome movie poster. The only question is, when does it come out and where can we buy pre-sale tix???
By Betsy on Aug 25, 2009 in Fellow Shiantologists | 7 Comments
They’re b-a-aack!!! Our favorite shiantologists, the infamous sticker bandits, hit up Six Flags this past weekend armed with their weapon of choice. SHIA STICKERS!
By Betsy on Aug 10, 2009 in News | 18 Comments
Man, where the eff was shia tonight?! He skipped out on the Teen Choice Awards hosted by those curley haired menace brothers and was missing in action. Oh, but we know he has a geen excuse.. Here are 10 perfectly adequate ones : 1. sticking pins into his frankie jonas voodoo doll at home 2. [...]
By Jen on Jul 31, 2009 in Fellow Shiantologists | 2 Comments
Old school Shiantologists will remember this image. But in light of recent events, we thought we’d repost. Does this help, or make Shiantology more confusing? Either way, we don’t care! We love you all! Time for the SHIA CHANTTT!!! GO!
