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OMFS!!! Now we know why Shia’s been beefing up (not for Playgirl, tho we wish)…..he’s running the LA Marathon!
According to E!,
Shia LaBeouf does understand that a pack a day doesn’t contribute to the pulmonary stamina required to run 26.2 miles, right?
Either way, we wish the Transformers star luck with his decision to participate in the famed L.A. Marathon on March 21 on behalf of the nonprofit U.S.VETS, which provides services to veterans of all ages, including troops returning from recent tours of Iraq and Afghanistan.
LaBeouf’s dad, Jeffrey, fought in Vietnam and his paternal grandfather was a Green Beret.
“We are delighted and grateful to have Mr. LaBeouf participate in the marathon on our behalf,” said U.S.VETS president and CEO Dwight Radcliff.
We donno about you guys, but we will be on the sidelines cheering him on. If anyone wants to join, let us know!
There is an epic rainbow over the Shiantology building in Hollywood!!! Shia must have arrived for the weekly shiance!
Since it’s doppelganger week, we thought we’d post Shia’s doppelganger…. lil Albie Einstein! If you have any better doppelgangers send ‘em to shiantology@gmail.com
Sex.
Which poster do you like better?
