It’s almost Christmas (seen Christmas commercials on TV already) and we’ve found the perfect gift to give Shianta Clause… these tribally wonderful sunglasses from Urban Outfitters. Let’s all get them… then when you see a Shiantologist in the street you can shialute each other.
The Snuggie is all the rage right now. And rightly so!! Who wouldn’t want to lay around in a bright red sack, large enough to store food for the entire weekend in, with holes for your hands. It’s a reason to get obese. You can get up to anything under that thing and noone would even know!! Which is why the Messhia loves his so very much!
P.S(hia): If you were wondering what happened to his hand bandage… Snuggies cure all injuries. Shia’s been lying around in his for weeks.
Here’s basically last week’s pics in video form 
If you missed the pics, see Shia walking with a friend from the gym, and Shia riding his moped/motorbike… whatever it is.
Open a window, sit down, start inhaling and exhaling slowly…
Ok… you may now proceed…
Is this possibly the most amazing Shia post of all time? Gone are the days of Shia walking posts… it’s all about the Shia running posts. Celebuzz are doing a poll ‘Who’s Hotter Shirtless? Shia or RPattz.’ Let’s show those Twilighters who’s the hottest. VOTE VOTE VOTE, Shiantologists!
Ok, so it’s a cartoon Shia but WHO CARES? Personally we haven’t gotten around to dressing him yet… in fact we’re wondering if it might be possible to remove the undergarment. Photoshop anyone?
Dress him now! Tweet your dressed up Shia creations to http://www.twitter.com/shiantology
SHIA STYLE!
