Shiantology

This is by FAR the sexiest we’ve ever seen Shia. Don’t even TRY to argue us on this one. Good day. source

JEALOUS. Source

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Thanks Alice for alerting us to these new pics. And also, you suck for alerting us to these [ JK- kinda  ]. UGH WHY IS SHE THERE. Thoughts, Shiantologists?

Shia was spotted at his local Robeks today looking the picture of happiness and delight. What’s he thinking that has gotten him in such a great mood? Leave it in the comments. source

Here’s shia getting in his car after a night out at the Red Lion Bar in Silverlake. With that jew mane, he fits right in. (PS- is that the asian sensation from breakfast?? sneaky sneaky) source

For the worlds best dad, we present the world’s best apron. Because you know Shia makes a mean tiramisu. See what else we got Shia for the Holidays here. We know we know, we spoil him.

Watch out people of Los Angeles! Shia is back in town after wrapping Trannies 3, and he’s apparently being a naughty lil boy and blocking people into their parking spaces. Like Rihanna says, “Call me Rude boy boy boy boy”