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It’s a sad day for Trannies everywhere today, as Shia has announced he will be quitting the Transformers franchise after Dark of the Moon. ”I’m not coming back to do another one. I don’t think [director Michael Bay] will either. It still is a hot property, I think, especially coming out of the third one. [...]

We can’t tell you how happy these new pics made us this morning! Feast yo eyes on these adorable shots of Shia from yesterday’s Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon press conference in LA. We see he shaped his every growing facial hair into perfectSHIAN and slapped that goofy smile on his face for at [...]

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Awesome news to start your Fridays, dear Shiantologists! According To Deadline, Mikey Bay has decided to move up the release date of Transformers 3: Dark of The Moon to Wednesday, June 29th from Friday, July 1st!! The studio’s big Summer 2011 blockbuster will open day and date in all markets except China and Japan on that new date. “Early response [...]

We are dying. We know you are too, trust us. It’s been over two weeks since new Shia pics/videos and it’s starting to get  OLD. Let’s spice things up here at Shiantology.com by doing a good ol’  Capshian Contest. So, what’s Shia thinkin? Leave your caption in the comment section. For the full set of [...]

Thatta boy…..buh bye Carey, hello LMU blondey. Thoughts on his new lady friend? More importantly, thoughts on his new dark denim pants?? We guess he didn’t just ditch the Mulligan. source

Bet you weren’t expecting this today were ya? Welp ladies and gents, the day has finally come. Daily Telegraph and a shitload of UK newspapers are reporting this glorious news: Mandrake hears that the 25-year-old actress is returning to Britain after cooling her relationship with Shia LaBeouf, 24, who played her boyfriend in the film. [...]

By now, we’ve all seen the video of Sassy LaBeouf toss a lil cup o’ joe at a lurking pap from earlier this week. Well, the good folks over at Celebritology did a little stalking themselves and snagged a quick interview with Shia’s coffee victim. In a phone interview, Wilkins tells us he had only [...]