Happy Friday, Shiantologists! »

Go crazy. Throw a vanilla skinny la-latte at a random passerby. Gel your hair into the perfect jew curl. Pose for a photoshoot with a duck. Purchase a new reindeer sweater at a Silverlake vintage store. Maybe steal a photographers camera out of his car. Shiantologists, unite!

SHIA KNOWS ABOUT US »

You guys, we officially f’ing did it. SHIA KNOWS. We’ve never felt so much love for Nick Cannon in our lives. This morning, Mr. Mariah Carey informed The Messhiah himself about Shiantology.com Click HERE to listen and skip to 1:40 to pee your pants: NICK: “Dude u have fans out there called Shiantologists” SHIA: “Really?? [...]

watch out carey: shia’s got a new crush »

The messhiah: lover of british ass, az iced tea, reindeer sweaters, epitomes, impregnating us with his eyes, and HOWARD STERN.

Sam Witwicky. Making moves, baby »

Can we talk about Shia overload? Welp….I just got back from seeing Wall Street 2 (more on that fierce lil puppy in a seperate post tomorrow) and saw these new pics of the Messiah and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley on the Trannies 3 set. *~Shianday Funday indeed*~ Who do you prefer: Sam Witwicky or Jacob Moore? Or [...]

Is Shia an immortal, shapeshifting clone? »

Shiantologist Becca O’Neil has presented some pretty damning evidence to support the notion that Shia LaBeouf has been with us throughout all of history. As. He. Should. Be.

DIS BIG. »

new pictures from the trannies set! can’t believe he’s still filming, that meany michael bay is keeping our man biz! source

epic burger makes shia smile »

SHIA SIGHTING!!! “Before leaving town, “Transformers 3″ co-stars Shia LaBeouf and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley hit the Epic Burger on State Street on August 29. LaBeouf signed autographs and posed for the blurry photo above with an employee named Clarence. According to the staff, LaBeouf was in Epic Burger four times while filming “Transformers 3″ in Chicago. source

~the big bang theory~ »

he can bang me for a buck. or for nothing. either way is cool. According to the hollywood reporter: “For the second straight year, Shia LaBeouf is the actor offering the biggest bang for the buck, according to a Forbes list released Monday. Forbes calculated that for every $1 LaBeouf was paid, the movie in [...]

shia suits up on da trannies set »

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Shia Films ‘Kate Plus 8′ »

IKR.