Shiantology

Wooo! Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps is out on DVD and Blu-Ray on December 21 and you can pre-order your copy now!! A Christmas gift of perfectshianal proportions.

According to sources, wise old Michael Douglas warned Shia about getting involved with female costars, telling him “‘Do not get involved with your leading lady. Trust me. Whatever you do, don’t do that.’” Silly Shia. He never listens.

Thatta boy…..buh bye Carey, hello LMU blondey. Thoughts on his new lady friend? More importantly, thoughts on his new dark denim pants?? We guess he didn’t just ditch the Mulligan. source

Bet you weren’t expecting this today were ya? Welp ladies and gents, the day has finally come. Daily Telegraph and a shitload of UK newspapers are reporting this glorious news: Mandrake hears that the 25-year-old actress is returning to Britain after cooling her relationship with Shia LaBeouf, 24, who played her boyfriend in the film. [...]

One of these things is not like the other. From the La Times: “Those close to LaBeouf have said that the 24-year-old is very interested in “College Republicans,” the comedy-drama about a young Karl Rove vying for the position of chief campus conservative under the guidance of one Lee Atwater, who’s his campaign manager. A [...]

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Another boring wall street 2 interview. we’re not sure what happens, for all u know he gets naked and flashes his peen mid way through becuase we fell asleep after 4 seconds. take your chances, shiantologists.

You guys, we officially f’ing did it. SHIA KNOWS. We’ve never felt so much love for Nick Cannon in our lives. This morning, Mr. Mariah Carey informed The Messhiah himself about Shiantology.com Click HERE to listen and skip to 1:40 to pee your pants: NICK: “Dude u have fans out there called Shiantologists” SHIA: “Really?? [...]

Here at Shiantology, we love a bit of humor. Obvi. So naturally we L.U.V. Strutting Leo. We’ve put Leo de LaStrut in some of our favorite Shia scenes. And peed our pants in the process. For more awesome Leo struts, visit FUCK YEAH STRUTTING LEO We’d love to see your Shia-inspired strutting Leo pics, so [...]

Looks like big bad shia has finally learned how to pronounce Epitome. Can we pls discuss the sunglasses. Just stop it Shia. Just Stop.