Wooo! Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps is out on DVD and Blu-Ray on December 21 and you can pre-order your copy now!! A Christmas gift of perfectshianal proportions.

According to sources, wise old Michael Douglas warned Shia about getting involved with female costars, telling him “‘Do not get involved with your leading lady. Trust me. Whatever you do, don’t do that.’”

Silly Shia. He never listens.

Thatta boy…..buh bye Carey, hello LMU blondey. Thoughts on his new lady friend? More importantly, thoughts on his new dark denim pants?? We guess he didn’t just ditch the Mulligan.

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Bet you weren’t expecting this today were ya? Welp ladies and gents, the day has finally come.

Daily Telegraph and a shitload of UK newspapers are reporting this glorious news:

Mandrake hears that the 25-year-old actress is returning to Britain after cooling her relationship with Shia LaBeouf, 24, who played her boyfriend in the film.

“I’m moving back to England: it’s a long story,” she told friends at the premiere of her latest film, Never Let Me Go, in the West End of London.

When I asked the actress, who was a boarder at Woldingham School, in Surrey, why she was returning just a few months after she had professed her love for New York, she was demure. “I am spending some more time here at the moment,” she said. “Just spending time with my family, really.

Is this why Shia’s been in such a bad mood lately??? Is this why we are in such a good mood today and for eternity???

One of these things is not like the other.

From the La Times:

“Those close to LaBeouf have said that the 24-year-old is very interested in “College Republicans,” the comedy-drama about a young Karl Rove vying for the position of chief campus conservative under the guidance of one Lee Atwater, who’s his campaign manager. A lot of actors have expressed interest in either of the two lead parts — Wes Jones’ script, set up at “Beaver” producer Anonymous Content, has been a hot commodity in recent months and will likely end up high on the year-end Black List — and LaBeouf is said to be among the actors who wants in. (There’s officially no director yet, though Richard Linklater’s name has surfaced, which means the recently studio-minded LaBeouf would be working with one of the forefathers of the modern indie movement.)

A part in “Republicans” would be a milestone of sorts. For one thing, it would be a more meaty part — he’s never played a well-known political or historical figure. LaBeouf also hasn’t had a leading role in a major comedy in his film career. That’s kind of hard to believe given his likability among younger women, but since he vaulted to megastardom about four years ago, most of the movies he’s made have been thrillers (“Disturbia,” “Eagle Eye”) or action franchises (“Transformers,” “Indiana Jones”). If there’s comedy in his movies at all, it usually passes quickly while alien robots are exploding around him.

That’s striking, and a bit of a conspicuous hole, for a star who’s often compared to Tom Hanks. Hanks had diversified into “Big” and “The Bachelor Party” at a comparable point in his career. While LaBeouf’s intensity might seem to militate against comedy, at the beginning of his career goofy was pretty much all he did (starring as the practical-joker younger sibling on the Disney Channel hit “Even Stevens.” For an, um, reminder, check out the clip below.)

A star like LaBeouf is in an enviable position. He pretty much has the clout to star in any film he pleases, and get a costar and director he approves of along with it. For actors with similar carte blanche, this can mean repeated trips to the action-movie cash register (Tom Cruise, for a certain part of his career) or leveraging that power into quirky roles in passion projects (Matt Damon and Brad Pitt, at their most recent stages). LaBeouf is still young enough to decide which way he wants to go. But he may want to make up his mind soon — there’s another crop of even younger male stars coming  up right behind him.”

Thoughts, Shiantologists? Would you like Shia to age 40 years and gain 50 pounds. Sounds super sexy.

Another boring wall street 2 interview. we’re not sure what happens, for all u know he gets naked and flashes his peen mid way through becuase we fell asleep after 4 seconds. take your chances, shiantologists.

You guys, we officially f’ing did it. SHIA KNOWS. We’ve never felt so much love for Nick Cannon in our lives. This morning, Mr. Mariah Carey informed The Messhiah himself about Shiantology.com

Click HERE to listen and skip to 1:40 to pee your pants:

NICK: “Dude u have fans out there called Shiantologists”

SHIA: “Really??

NICK: “That literally WORSHIP YOU SHIA. What is that like man.”

SHIA: “Very strange, man. That’s very strange, man.”

Strange as in he wants to make sweet love to us like he wishes his mother.

Alright, time to break out the champagne, people. This is just the beginning!

Here at Shiantology, we love a bit of humor. Obvi. So naturally we L.U.V. Strutting Leo. We’ve put Leo de LaStrut in some of our favorite Shia scenes. And peed our pants in the process.

For more awesome Leo struts, visit FUCK YEAH STRUTTING LEO

We’d love to see your Shia-inspired strutting Leo pics, so send em in to us and we’ll post em. Get the original PNG here.

Looks like big bad shia has finally learned how to pronounce Epitome.

Can we pls discuss the sunglasses. Just stop it Shia. Just Stop.