Shiantology

This is an odd interview. It’s like a random dude bumped into Shia in a stairwell, threw his Flipcam at a 10-year-old passer by and said “SHOOT KID, SHOOT.” We appreciate it though, so spanks.

The messhiah: lover of british ass, az iced tea, reindeer sweaters, epitomes, impregnating us with his eyes, and HOWARD STERN.

WOOOHOOOOO Wall Street 2 officially killed it this weekend, and is sitting pretty at the top of the box office after taking $19 million in its opening weekend!! Shia should take us all out for celebratory tacos at Baja Fresh. Have you seen Wall Street 2 yet? SOURCE

DONT MIND THE UNCONTOLLABLE LAUGHTER AT 3:40. or mind the shit out of it. Our obsession continues to grow. How that’s possible…..we do not know or wish to question. Thoughts on Wall Street 2???? Leave ‘em below!!!

Today is the day we have all been waiting for!!! Wall Street 2: Shia Money Never Sleeps is officially in theaters across our wonderful nation TODAY!!!!!!!!!! We want your reviews, people!! To prepare yourselves for 2 hours of Shiagasms, we suggest looking at all the pics from the NYC premiere. WE ARE SO EXSHIATED!!!!!!!

Seems like Modern Family‘s Sofia Vergara and the gool ol pappers have a bit in common — They can’t pronounce Shia’s name right. We demand an immediate apology, Sofi dahling. And a guest appearance by Shia on ze Modern Fam.

Shia LaBoff managed to pronounce every word correctly this time. He def kept his smarty pants on for this interview, and we suggest he keep that tie on for the rest of his life. And especially in the bedroom.

“He’s the ep-it-tome of strength. He’s a wolf.” Oh…. we forgive you shia. You’re still the ep-it-tome of SEXY GQMF. source

CAPTION THIS: WHAT IS HE THINKING?!?! Leave that sh*t in the comments! source

UPDATE: FULL VIDEO! So many classic Shia interview moves…the clap when he walks on, the witty banter with Reeg, the sarcasm….LOVE LOVE LOVE. Three days till Wall Street 2 hits theaters!!!